Chuck Norris Facts


Chuck Norris Facts



Todd S.



Raped .......
 
A few facts that were sent to me.

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just really hates
trailer parks.

Ghosts sit around the campfire, Telling Chuck Norris tales.

An object in motion will stay in motion unless Chuck Norris stops it.

Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The
Death Star.

When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection.
There can only be one Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear sweaters. His chest hair knits itself together.

Jack can be nimble, and Jack can be quick, but Jack can't dodge Chuck
Norris's roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.. not because he's afraid of the
dark, the dark's afraid of Chuck Norris.

All final Jeopardy answers are..... "What is Chuck Norris"?

Chuck Norris Brought A Knife to A Shoot-Out, And Won

Smart phones auto correct 'Chuck Norris' to 'badass.'

Russians play Chuck Norris roulette

Sharks have a week dedicated to chuck Norris
 

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