Another funny from caffeine and octane yesterday. My lot as a half acre, hundred feet wide and 200 feet deep. The house is a third of the way back, and the garage is behind the house on the left side about 50 feet behind that. If i play musical chairs with the truck and trailer, I can disconnect the trailer, turn it around, and then hook it back up so I can drive out straight.
The driveway in front of the house, from the house runs about 20 feet pretty level with a curve towards the front of the house, then there’s a 20 foot pretty steep incline (since the city decided to widen the road so they can build more skyscrapers over by the mall), and then it levels out where the sidewalk is. It’s a 2 lane narrow busy road.
I never disconnected the truck from Ford nationals, and I (used to be) a pretty good small truck driver, so I decided to just back it out from the side of the house onto the road.
That’s where the fun began. In my earlier years, I could back up a regular trailer with the axles in the middle better than I could drive it forward. Tractor trailer set up is just enough different, that no matter how I try, I have to watch it very closely. If you consider the set upI just mentioned, I’ve got a relatively narrow angle next to the house, curves a little in front of the house, and then I kind of have to gun it up the steep part of the driveway almost before I can see if anybody’s coming. With my open rear end, if I stop on the ramp, it just wants to spin the tire with that 1350 pound trailer.
Fortunately, there was no traffic when I started, but there were a couple cars who stopped and let me out come from each direction by the time I got out. Well, several times back-and-forth screaming the clutch for the last 30 feet going out onto the pavement. I finally ended up backing the trailer about 2 1/2 feet up on the opposite sidewalk so I could cut it enough to pull out of there, just to get out of there. I was afraid that when I got home, those four drivers would still be sitting there laughing their asses off.
Next time I try that, I’m going put a sign in front of my house for about a week in advance announcing the time. That way, people can set up lawn chairs the day before like they did for the parade and get a pretty good laugh.
Afterthought, I’m going to have to go to the church parking lot across the street and practice backing up with some orange cones