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ahhh the ricer community


I was in my big 250 deisel and one of them tried to race me in anchorage... he took off and i just drove normally, at the next light he tried it again but this time I hit the gas and opened up full throttle dumped black smoke all up in his car. By the next light he still had smoke coming out the windows. :icon_rofl:
 
was next to a car at a redlight once. prob 10 at night 4 line road only 2 cars there. light turned green we both hit the gas. i was ahead of him until i backed off at the speed limit. suprised me when I heard the blowoff valve when he shifted, he had a fricken turbo. i dont think he tried though, i had 5 people in my 96 3.0 with a cap on the back. It was pretty exciting though
 
I was in my big 250 deisel and one of them tried to race me in anchorage... he took off and i just drove normally, at the next light he tried it again but this time I hit the gas and opened up full throttle dumped black smoke all up in his car. By the next light he still had smoke coming out the windows. :icon_rofl:

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If their window is down, they usually get a burning cigarette butt in their lap if they rev at me.

Hate idiots trying to race me.
 
a long time ago in a far away land i had someone do that to me and i let them get in front of me and gave them a little nudge into a ditch. but like i said a long time ago in a faraway land. i dount they did it again.
 
i got one. im on my way home from my dads in wesminster, i live in aurora (30min drive each way) i have the cruise in the van set at 55. i notice a blacked out ricer running up on me. he wont pass me just ride my bumper. so i coast to 50 and he backs off quite a ways back. 4 miles later he runs back up on me almost hits me beacuse he decided to zip past me. he gets to my drivers door and moves over with his blinker on! i lock them up see if im clear to the right and move over. i step on it and i went from 55 to 80 in a few seconds. i honk he looks over i flip him off and he swerves at me!. he speeds up and im trying to see his plate. no plate, no emblems,blacked out everything. i pass him doing 105 beacuse he slamed on the breaks. he knew i was trying to get a description on the car to call it in. as i passed i threw a full soda out the window at him. the guy had to have been 16 at least. he looked super young.
 
i got one. im on my way home from my dads in wesminster, i live in aurora (30min drive each way) i have the cruise in the van set at 55. i notice a blacked out ricer running up on me. he wont pass me just ride my bumper. so i coast to 50 and he backs off quite a ways back. 4 miles later he runs back up on me almost hits me beacuse he decided to zip past me. he gets to my drivers door and moves over with his blinker on! i lock them up see if im clear to the right and move over. i step on it and i went from 55 to 80 in a few seconds. i honk he looks over i flip him off and he swerves at me!. he speeds up and im trying to see his plate. no plate, no emblems,blacked out everything. i pass him doing 105 beacuse he slamed on the breaks. he knew i was trying to get a description on the car to call it in. as i passed i threw a full soda out the window at him. the guy had to have been 16 at least. he looked super young.

sounds about right for a douche bag teenager.....
 
if they ride my ass i slam on the brakes and hope they hit me... other wise i just flip them off and hope stop and try to fight.. i love diesel tools
 
I have side exit exhaust on my Ranger so when a rice burner pulls up next to me at a light with their window down, they get a face full of Flowmaster Super 44 and a Comp Cams Extreme Energy camshaft.
 
What I hate even more is when somebody pulls a stunt like that in the middle of a winter road. I'm taking it easy, maintaining control, and I've got of these yahoos in a nice AWD Subie or Land Cruiser blowing by me at 60-70. Granted, my Ranger is a 4x4, but I use it only as a tool to get home, and I use the same caution as if I was still in 2wd.

Those knuckleheads are usally the first ones to go in the ditch.
 
Gotta love rice burners. Had two of them in front of me while I was taking the Blazer out for a starry night ride. Those guys were reving up for that light to turn green. Little did they know, a cop was sitting right behind. The light turned green and off both of them went with tires screaming. The cop threw on his lights and chased after them. The left lane guy quickly pulled into a parking lot and stopped. The right lane guy kept on screaming, with the cop hot on his butt.

So two lessons to be learned. 1. Never street race, it is illegal anyways. 2. Driving a high profile vehicle does have an advantage for a moble cop hiding spot.
 
From Urban Dictionary:

(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt)

A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):

- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.

The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles.


When a moron (see: retard, dumbass) decides to take a car (foreign or domestic) and tries to make it look fast. The car will not really gain any hp or performance, but it will gain numerous stickers and yellow paint. It can be identified by one of the following:
1. The sound of a loud fart in a coffee can.
2. The yellow blob with a bookshelf on the trunk that is 1/4 mile behind real cars.
3. A Honda that has "performance mods" such as stickers, seat harnesses, and a fire extinguisher in full view (just in case the things catches on fire when it hits 40 mph).
4. A driver who claims his car has 100hp per liter but will not fess up to the fact that his car has a total of 43 ft/lbs of torque.
 
I resemble those remarks LOL! No seriously, when I had my Evo I never raced anyone but Ricers LOL. Usually 20 second runs on the interstate and it was done.

However, 2 races put me down hard. One was a Lexus SC300, the other was a lowered truck. After the 20 second freeway run, I found out that both were folks on a local racing forum that I frequent. The SC300 is a twin turbo pushing about 800hp, he was running SUNOCO as he was on his way home from the track. The truck has a supercharged LSx, freaking thing is sick. (They initiated the races)

To me "Ricer" isn't a particular thing, it has more to do with behavior. Well and the idiot stuff that they do as listed in the above post LOL.
 
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It never ceased to amaze me how all the ricers wanted to race me when I had my ZX2. Engine and exhaust were totally stock, all I did was slap a set of 17's on it. It's funny because guys would see the wheels and assume I was "one of them", and would want to race.

I never raced anyone in that car. Ever. And I had it for 7 years. Guys would pull up alongside me and rev and/or honk, and my reaction would be the same every time - nothing. Nothing pisses off a ricer more than not even acknowledging they exist. Staring straight ahead and ignoring them has a more powerful impact than a "F you" or a middle finger ever could.

Of course, they would still "race" (against nobody) when the light turned green. And the only thing they would accomplish would be a pathetic li'l chirp from their font tires - and making themselves look foolish in front of everyone else. In those situations, I'd make a point to take off extra slow.

I did drive it hard a lot, but only when no witnesses were around to laugh at my 130 ponies.
 

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