my all time favorite asshole from advance was a older guy, about 50, was coming in every feew weeks wanting us to replace a caliper, wheel bearings, rotor and pads because they kept on locking up, the VERY first time he came in i said i would do the exchange this time, however that was not the problem, i advised him to but a new soft line for the van, he told me i didnt know what the hell i was talking about......
three weeks later he comes in again, gets the store manager to replace the shit again after i adamantly refused to do it, well the entire time he was cursing about how i was a stupid piece of shit, and that he was gonna make sure i was fired for what i had done....well....i get WRITTEN up for that shit....
three weeks later like clockwork, he comes in againimmediatly asks for the store manager....wanting another replacement, well, this time the store manager has me order a different brand (the guy managed a target before advance and knew less about cars then my dog) well, i take in the cardone and give him the bendix shit, and of course hes continuing to curse me the entire time.....
three weeks again liek clockwork dude shows up, now every time hes come in i told him he needed a new rubber line because it was internally rotted and it would collaps inside and not release pressure.... well this time i called my district manager when he came in, this fat slob who knows nothing about cars, he sets up a show to take a look at the van, if the part was defective and caused the problems then advance would pay to fix it, if it was anything else then it would come out of his pocket, well took the mechanic at the dealership all of 5 minutes to tell them the cause was a rotted rubber line.
He comes into the store the next day, i say with a big smile on my face, SO Would u like me to get u the rubber line and all new parts for the van, hes rudely says yes, i get him his shit and under order of the DM, charge him list price (vs his commercial discount), he walks out the store and everyone in the store celebrates lol, he never came into the store again as long as i worked there LOL