I hate idiot drivers!!!!

[Hopman]

You are slightly mistaken my friend....

There are Four things (five if you work construction): His girl, his dog, his lunchpail, his vehicle (and for the construction workers, his water jug)

Fair enough. I've had my water jug messed with before. One of my first jobs in high school (I had just turned 18 my senior year) was doing landscaping, and it was one of those rare hot sticky spring days in New Hampshire. I went to take a swig out my 2 gallon Coleman jug when I got a mouth full of pine bark. One of the other guys on my crew thought it would be funny to dump some mulch in my jug. I was about ready to throttle the other guys on the crew!!!!

For that day forward, I'm pretty sensitive about people messing with my cooler and water jug.

 

[Rangered06]

\My buddy honks the horn and the Jeep driver flips us off and yells 'Stupid Dodge ***hole owner'.

last time i checked jeep and dodge are both owned by crystler right so why get mad your buddy should have just gone upto the guy at the tavern and explained that if he didnt like dodge owners he is gonna have to either hate himself or get rid of the jeep lol

 

[rockin86ranger]

i got to deal with some real winners tonight. I left wal mart and as i pulled up to the drive there was a boss f150 waiting to get in line and stopped to let him in, the line was kinda slow and he got impatient and sped to the other exit. i pull out and go by the bank and see him racing through the bank parking lot trying to beat the traffic, he pulls out behind me. i pull on to another road and he stays behind me and im doing the speed limit and he races up and gets 3-4 ft off my bumber with my brights on so i slow down to 35, for one i cant see anything and he is pissing me off so i slowed down. as i pull up to a stop sign and turn and get up the legal limit 45mph he flies by me easily doing 65 and almost runs another car off the road as he passes someone else. about 2 miles up the road i get to a little town and end up right behind this guy, he slams on the brakes and goes to freakin dollar general. if i hadnt had mom with me i would brake checked him and gotten me a new truck, and i would have done the water and gravel crap to him.

then about 15 miles down the road im driving along and see a van aways in the distance and can tell hes going under the limit, we go through an intersection and go through some curves and get to a straight away and at the speed limit i am gaining on him he had to be doing atleast 5-10 below the limit so i pass him, and speed up to 10 over just get some distance cause he had his brights on and wouldnt turn them off, he stays on my bumper for 5 miles at 10 over the limit then blows by me, 5 miles later at 5 over i start gaining on him and by the time we hit my road i am right back on top of.

idk why people cant freakin drive its not that difficult.

moral of the story, either hope my mom or dad is with me or drive a minivan, cause if you drive like an idiot around me and arent in a minivan or my mom or dad isnt with me youll probably get worse than the jeep did.

 

[Ranger Dave (B25)]

My way is to get him arrested.

So...why didn't you and your friend do just that instead of vandalizing a vehicle?

 

[MountainMike]

Today I had a good one. The cop shop resides on a major avenue with a side street doing straight up to it, perpendicular to the main avenue. There is a street that intersects it with a stop sign on it. So I drive up the side street towards the cop shop and as soon as I come up to that street something tells me to slow down. Sure-as-shit an Aerostar blows through the stop sign and tries to turn left in front of me. I lay on the horn and flick the Ranger out into the other lane to avoid them and the driver mashes the brakes and stops. As I pass the passenger in the Aerostar gives me a look like I was the idiot. Some people.

 

[snake]

I get a kick out of these idiot drivers.

I was coming home from work tonight, cruising along the Everett Turnpike in the left lane, when I see an Acura whiz by me from the on ramp up my blind side doing (by my rough estimate) about 105-110 mph. WHILE COMING INTO a WORK ZONE!!!!

The next thing I see was that Acura jumping on the binders to slow down for traffic. I had to laugh for the fact that after all that leadfooting, he had to slow down. Automotive karma can be fun to watch.

Why do you "cruise" in the left lane? Its for passing only...

 

[Tedybear]

Simple way to get even with idiots that are in that 'mad rush' to a bar? Just call the cops and state "Just got run off the road by a drunk driver, we had him followed to his destination, which is another bar." You'll see the fuzz pour all over him like maple syrup. Up in my area? You call in a drunk driver? They also will run the plate number, and meet 'em at their driveway. They will still be on a public street...and then have to take the 'tests' in front of their own friends and family.

S-

 

[Hopman]

Why do you "cruise" in the left lane? Its for passing only...

The rules are slightly different in NH and Mass. I was passing nearly everything in sight doing about 70.

Trust me, if you've ever driven up here during rush hour, you'll know.

 

[cody93]

aww, what a waste of gravel, i would have just used water, or better yet, pee in the gas tank! the way i see it, that guy could kill somebody once hes had his fill at the bar, atleast he wont be endangering peoples lives for a while. altho, keying a note on the tailgate telling him to stop driving like a drunk retard might work better too. the guy had it coming for trying to start wrecks and speeding, just to get some booze. cops cant do anything if they didn't see it. an ass beating wont solve anything except get jailtime.

 

[LIMA BEAN]

Vandalizing a persons rig is both cowardly and a crime no matter what that other person did. All three of you should be in county lock-up.

 

[cody93]

yea, but driving dangerously and endangering peoples lives is worse.

 

[Ranger Dave (B25)]

yea, but driving dangerously and endangering peoples lives is worse.

Specious argument. 'Dangerously and endangering' is subjective to who is judging it. Vandalism is pretty cut and dry.

 

[GoodOld85BlueBalls]

Here is why....this afternoon I went to Ace Hardware with a friend in his lifted lifted Dodge Ram V8. We had his trailer so we can get some ladders he needed for a new paint project and he got a ton of paint and yard stuff and stuff for the pond he built in his backyard. We load up and go to get a bit to eat and then head on home. There is this idiot driving a lifted newer JK Limited with a snorkel on it and he is driving way too fast for traffic and he is cutting off people left and right. He cuts us off and my buddy locks up the brakes and we do a swerve to avoid the idiot Jeep driver. My buddy honks the horn and the Jeep driver flips us off and yells 'Stupid Dodge ***hole owner'.
This just pisses of my buddy and he follows the Jeep for about three miles and stays aways back. We watch him pull into a Tavern and he parks beside a nice tall oak tree. This idiot is drinking and driving?. We go around the block and come back and my buddy stops on the side of the road to scoop up a bunch of gravel and puts it in an empty small paint can. I asked him what is that for? He smiles and says 'Snorkel Boy will wonder why his motor is making a funny rattle noise'. We pull into the parking lot and my buddy parks way down from the Jeep and then walks over to the Jeep and pulls off the top of the snorkel and dumps the can of gravel down the snorkel. He then dumps his water bucket (about a 1/2 gallon) down the snorkel. I sure wish I could have been there to see that motor get started up and hear that gravel and water getting sucked into the intake.

My buddy said it will go into the motor.

Pay back time!! I hope it really did the trick!!!

Very Un-Cool. Two thumbs down.

 

[pontiacfieroguy]

Nah, my buddy is a fireman and he has saved way more lives than you will or me. He did what was right. He got this jerk off the road for awhile. He could have taken the guy out with one punch..he is 6'5 and weighs in a 275 with 20 inch biceps. He chose not to get violent with the idiot and they jerk got his payback. All my buddies are getting a big laugh over this. They would have just shot the guy dead if he did it to one of them and caused them to crash or kill someone.

I will recognize this JK and the jerk who drives it when I see it again and if the guy still drives in our area the same way.... I will get him my way!!!!!!

im 6'4" 245lbs with 23in biceps and im not an ass so why are you guys? im not a christian but im assuming you are and didnt the bible say "vengence is mine thus sayeth the lord"? it sounds to me like you and your buddy are both scared little girls who are too afraid to swallow your pride and get over the fact that somebody passed you and insulted your ride, if you were real men it wouldnt matter what others said.

 

[BeefStew42791]

maybe its just me (practically grew up on 95 just south of dc) but I don't see what everybody's problem with getting cut off is. I mean if he takes off your front bumper with his back bumper thats something, but if he's infront of you..he's still INFRONT of you..not actually doing any harm to you, except for maybe your pride.
What gets me a really good laugh is people on the highway who can't use their cruise control, then slow down for no reason, and then flip you off for coming within a variable distance that they decided was too close (3 car lengths typically) as you pass them even though they're cruising 5 mph below the speed limit in the LEFT lane-_- People that do that kinda crap are the stupid "idiot drivers". If you're that scared of driving in the first place and then what the people around you MIGHT do then you shouldn't be on the road in the firstplace as you are a huge roadhazard to the public who actually know what the heck they're doing.