Burger king = smelly sulfur farts?

[svtranger04]

why is it that burger king and only BK gives me farts that smell like devils breath? Its so bad i have to the leave the room.

 

[LittleBigFoot]

I don't know man.

But is it weird that three colored ice cream always makes my shit green?

 

[crawlin91]

I don't know man.

But is it weird that three colored ice cream always makes my shit green?

same with black licorice and purple gatorade

 

[97BlackBetty]

Timmy...WTF!!! You are not welcome at my house for the next 24hrs. You must be at work huh?

 

[svtranger04]

nope at the apartment.... bored out of my mind!!!!

 

[4x4junkie]

Burger King =

 

[Sunk]

Over the summer I ate Subway almost everyday, and since I was working construction being all active and what not, I burned food off real fast. It would only take about 20-30 minutes for the area around me to smell like a warm, moldy foot-long Chicken-Bacon with melted cheddar, cucumbers, spinach, lettuce, pickles, onions, jalapenos and dijon.

No I never found out what my breath smelled like, I had a good 4 hrs after lunch till I saw my girlfriend and everybody else had even of their own bad breath to deal with, it never mattered.


For some reason though I start farting out McDonald's after about 5-10 minutes. Maybe because it's pure shit.

 

[Southern3.0]

The only fast food the gets to me is Taco Hell and Wendy's Chili. Every time I eat that shit 45 mins later I'm running to the nearest bathroom.

 

[Mark_88]

Farting 101

I think people that fart plenty are why there are smoking bans in enclosed spaces...nothing like getting blowed up by some nincompoof!

 

[Sunk]

Farting 101

I think people that fart plenty are why there are smoking bans in enclosed spaces...nothing like getting blowed up by some nincompoof!

"Flatus is expelled under pressure through the anus, whereby, as a result of the voluntary or involuntary tensing of the anal sphincter, the rapid evacuation of gases from the lower intestine occurs. Depending upon the relative state of the sphincter (relaxed/tense) and the positions of the buttocks, this often results in an audible crackling or trumpeting sound, but gas can also be passed quietly. The olfactory components of flatulence include skatole, indole, and sulfurous compounds.[1] The non-odorous gases are mainly nitrogen (ingested), carbon dioxide (produced by aerobic microbes or ingested), and hydrogen (produced by some microbes), as well as lesser amounts of oxygen (ingested) and methane (produced by anaerobic microbes).[2] Odors result from trace amounts of other components (often containing sulfur compounds..."

 

[edgerunner]

i shit a squirrel once

 

[LearjetMinako]

Didn't Mythbusters do an espsiode on farts?

Oatmeal Cream cookies = Silent Death. I've had a whole box of those cream cookies on the day before school and a few more before school. Around the 7the period, I started ripping silent deathes. They stank so bad, the students thought a skunk got into the vent system. And I just sat there quitely, trying my best not to laugh as I just silently kept passing silent death gas. They never found the cause.

 

[COPPERHEAD85]

pickled eggs and draft beer..........itll peel paint.

 

[PaleBlue90]

this thread damn i need that laugh. if i eat alot grilled cheese mine smell like feet, no joke. like a locker room. i piss off my friends at school and collage...

 

[rangerbum]

I think CHUCK NORRIS is hiding in my stomach. I dont remember the last time food made me sick. and I dont think i've thrown up in 5 years.