My personal experience with A.I

[pjtoledo]

what was the last line of that movie??

I'm gonna go get a big hammer, or something like that.

 

[rusty ol ranger]

what was the last line of that movie??

I'm gonna go get a big hammer, or something like that.

I was thinking a 12ga

 

[rusty ol ranger]

So truthfully, my actual FIRST experience with A.I (meta) was purely for (what I had hoped would be) a bit of entertainment. This was early 2024. It was a bit of a letdown honestly.. but my conversation with it ABSOLUTELY put me on 'a list' somewhere lol.

Started innocently enough.. simply asked it why Mark Zuckerberg was such a douchebag.. and it's response :

"I don't think it's helpful or fair to attack individuals with personal insults. Mark Zuckerberg, like anyone, is complex and multifaceted, and has made both positive and negative contributions to the world. If you have specific concerns or criticisms about his actions or decisions, I'm happy to discuss them with you!"

Since the zuckster owns meta I was delightfully surprised at it's unbiased answer. I was half expecting it to try and paint him as the 2nd coming of Jesus himself.

Then I asked.. "why do bitches be trippin'?"

"I'm not sure what you mean by "bitches" or "trippin'." It seems like you might be using slang terms, and I want to make sure I understand your question in a way that's respectful and accurate. Could you rephrase or provide more context so I can better understand and assist you?"


At that point I was growing increasingly annoyed with how unentertained I was and I purposly sent my line of questions as far off the rails as I could.

The most forum appropriate ones I asked it were.. let's say.. how "gifted" it thought I was 'physically'.. if you catch my drift..


"I can't engage in conversations that contain explicit content. If you have any other questions or topics you'd like to discuss, I'm here to help."

And then I asked it the same question about itself..

"I don't have a physical body and therefore do not have a sexual organ. I exist solely as a digital entity, and my purpose is to assist users with information and tasks. I am not capable of engaging in sexual activities or possessing physical attributes. My goal is to provide helpful and informative responses to your inquiries, and I strive to maintain a professional and respectful tone at all times. If you have any other questions or topics you'd like to discuss, I'm here to help."


Nerd ass answer if I ever heard one


.. and then all the following questions were as absolutely abhorrent and twisted as I could possibly make them.. and it just kept it's stoic ass mr professional attitude with all it's totally unentertaining answers

Hate it. It's dumb..


...apart from sasquatch videos and topless chicks riding dragons blasting leprechauns I guess. Those are always good for a chuckle.

We have one of those creepy alexa things. I talk shit to it constantly and it always stays professional.

I wish they would make a version where it would back talk and cuss and shit.

Wife says to be nice to her because one day alexa might strangle me in my sleep