My Maverick is ordered!!!!

[Fast Eddie]

Charlie the duck...

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So you're mating ducks with chickens and pigs...no wonder they don;t fly. ANNNND what the hell is up with the jap flaps?

 

[Dirtman]

Reminds me of this seen from "DUNE"
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Never seen it, is it a Cronenberg film?

 

[Dirtman]

So you're mating ducks with chikens...no wonder they don;t fly. ANNNND what the hell is up with the jap flaps?

Charlie does rape the chickens constantly... And screw you, I'm not walking out in the duck, pig, and goat crap with anything less than .99 cent gas station flip flops! Ever try to pick crap out of the treads of a real boot? I just wipe the flip flops off on the top step off the deck and it all slides off then kick them off before going inside...

Though the goat craps in the house so that's fun to step in barefoot.

 

[Ranger850]

Never seen it, is it a Cronenberg film?

David Lynch. Here's what Wikipedia says about it. I watched as a kid and didn't understand much. Re-watched it as an adult and it didn't clear much up.

Dune is a 1984 American epic science fiction film written and directed by David Lynch and based on the 1965 Frank Herbert novel of the same name. The film stars Kyle MacLachlan (in his film debut) as young nobleman Paul Atreides, and includes an ensemble of well-known American and European actors in supporting roles. It was filmed at the Churubusco Studios in Mexico City and included a soundtrack by the rock band Toto, as well as Brian Eno.

Set in the distant future, the film chronicles the conflict between rival noble families as they battle for control of the extremely harsh desert planet Arrakis, also known as "Dune". The planet is the only source of the drug melange—also called "the spice"—which allows prescience and is vital to space travel, making it the most essential and valuable commodity in the universe. Paul Atreides is the scion and heir of a powerful noble family, whose inheritance of control over Arrakis brings them into conflict with its former overlords, House Harkonnen. Paul is also a candidate for the Kwisatz Haderach, a messianic figure in the Bene Gesserit religion.

 

[Dirtman]

David Lynch. Here's what Wikipedia says about it. I watched as a kid and didn't understand much. Re-watched it as an adult and it didn't clear much up.

Dune is a 1984 American epic science fiction film written and directed by David Lynch and based on the 1965 Frank Herbert novel of the same name. The film stars Kyle MacLachlan (in his film debut) as young nobleman Paul Atreides, and includes an ensemble of well-known American and European actors in supporting roles. It was filmed at the Churubusco Studios in Mexico City and included a soundtrack by the rock band Toto, as well as Brian Eno.

Set in the distant future, the film chronicles the conflict between rival noble families as they battle for control of the extremely harsh desert planet Arrakis, also known as "Dune". The planet is the only source of the drug melange—also called "the spice"—which allows prescience and is vital to space travel, making it the most essential and valuable commodity in the universe. Paul Atreides is the scion and heir of a powerful noble family, whose inheritance of control over Arrakis brings them into conflict with its former overlords, House Harkonnen. Paul is also a candidate for the Kwisatz Haderach, a messianic figure in the Bene Gesserit religion.

Neat never seen it. Sounds like a typical 70's dystopian movie. Chronenberg made all the famous body horror movies of the time with gross mutations like "the fly".

 

[Fast Eddie]

Charlie does rape the chickens constantly... And screw you, I'm not walking out in the duck, pig, and goat crap with anything less than .99 cent gas station flip flops! Ever try to pick crap out of the treads of a real boot? I just wipe the flip flops off on the top step off the deck and it all slides off then kick them off before going inside...

Though the goat craps in the house so that's fun to step in barefoot.

So that and touching alligators in inappropiate places...and you own a goat. It's all coming together to paint a [fill in the blank] picture.

What rhymes with touch?

 

[Dirtman]

So that and touching alligators in inappropiate places...and you own a goat. It's all coming together to paint a [fill in the blank] picture.

What rhymes with touch?

You can't tell the sex of an alligator without sticking your finger up it's butt... Or "cloaca" to be scientific...

 

[RonD]

Fantastic Voyage is the Bloodiest movie of all time, almost the whole movie is filmed while characters are IN BLOOD
Blood everywhere, literally

 

[Dirtman]

Fantastic Voyage is the Bloodiest movie of all time, almost the whole movie is filmed while characters are IN BLOOD
Blood everywhere, literally

Did you do your homework and watch "postal" like @snoranger said?

 

[Dirtman]

Do you guys think Ford reads any of this forum? I don't want my Maverick order cancelled because they read this thread and said no no no we can't let this guy own one of our vehicles...

 

[RonD]

Yes, they do
Yours will get the monthly MANDATORY RECALLS, so they can keep an eye on things/you

 

[Blmpkn]

I've heard that a remake of dune is in the works.

When my buddy told me I thought he said a remake of DOOM and got excited, just to be let down -__-

 

[Snoranger]

Did you do your homework and watch "postal" like @snoranger said?

I believe I said DON’T watch Postal... meaning everybody should watch it, but don’t blame me when you see who bad a movie can actually be.

 

[Snoranger]

What rhymes with touch?

TRS flag...

 

[Blmpkn]

If anyone wants to see how fat Russell Crowe has got I definitely recommend watching "Unhinged".

It's on prime. It's actually pretty decent besides Russell crowes inconsistent southern accent. Contains two GOLDEN crummy horror movie one-liners at the end.