Coronavirus

[Dirtman]

Hmmmm that gives me a great business idea... I could stand in my front yard with a power washer and sell butt washes.

 

[RonD]

Sounds good, "A$$ flush while you wait", "warm water $5 extra"

 

[Grumpaw]

Hmmmm that gives me a great business idea... I could stand in my front yard with a power washer and sell butt washes.

Will that also include a hand dry ?
Or a blower dry ?
Grumpaw

 

[sgtsandman]

Buff and wax?

 

[Grumpaw]

Buff and wax?

How about a wax job IN the buff.
Grumpaw

 

[RonD]

You guys take a bidet to a whole new level................................

 

[alwaysFlOoReD]

If you're going to do it...
Over do it!

 

[Snoranger]

My daughters school is closed for the rest of the month... They’ll be doing online classes.

 

[97RangerXLT]

all Illinois schools are closed until April and all of the Indy area schools are closed until April My son goes to a hybrid homeschool/ at school private school, so the at school portion has been added to our home school portion... so no free days for him lol he just gets me to teach it. Good thing I work from home for the next few weeks.

AJ

 

[sgtsandman]

 

[Dirtman]

 

[Jim Oaks]

Walmart FAILED.

I went to CVS today. They have limits of one per customer, so I was able to get some 409 and a roll of paper towels.

Walmart gave store managers the option to limit products. Those that didn't do it and let their shelves get wiped out are idiots.

 

[Dirtman]

So i went back and checked amazon, they are actually out of toilet paper... EXCEPT...

Amazon.com: Rulyyo Funny Toilet Paper Printed w/President Face Novelty Gag Political Gag Gift Bathroom Tissue, 3 Ply, 300 Sheets, 1 Roll - Hilarious White Elephant Gift Christmas Stocking Stuffer Birthday Gift : Health & Household

Amazon.com: Rulyyo Funny Toilet Paper Printed w/President Face Novelty Gag Political Gag Gift Bathroom Tissue, 3 Ply, 300 Sheets, 1 Roll - Hilarious White Elephant Gift Christmas Stocking Stuffer Birthday Gift : Health & Household

www.amazon.com

 

[Grumpaw]

So i went back and checked amazon, they are actually out of toilet paper... EXCEPT...

Amazon.com: Rulyyo Funny Toilet Paper Printed w/President Face Novelty Gag Political Gag Gift Bathroom Tissue, 3 Ply, 300 Sheets, 1 Roll - Hilarious White Elephant Gift Christmas Stocking Stuffer Birthday Gift : Health & Household

Amazon.com: Rulyyo Funny Toilet Paper Printed w/President Face Novelty Gag Political Gag Gift Bathroom Tissue, 3 Ply, 300 Sheets, 1 Roll - Hilarious White Elephant Gift Christmas Stocking Stuffer Birthday Gift : Health & Household

www.amazon.com

I'm gonna buy a case of it and send it to the White House.
Grumpaw

 

[adsm08]

This coronavirus is starting to piss me off.

I'm almost out of tea but the stores are all nuthouses and I don't want to have to go into one to buy more.

Almost as bad, I have no pine trees near by, and it is not yet dandelion season, so my options for making my own are limited.