Amazon warehouse is awesome

[Dirtman]

How the heck are we supposed to know that?

That knowledge should have been given to you along with your y chromosome.

Have none of you people ever gone fishing or been to a beach?

 

[Bird76Mojo]

Bunker is a fish...

Why do they always look so surprised?

I'll bet word got around that a guy smelling like chowder was killing their friends by tossing them in to hot vehicles...

 

[Dirtman]

Its chowdah!!!!

 

[Bird76Mojo]

Dirtman, have you ever seen a shad?

 

[Dirtman]

Gizzard, threadfin, blueback, alewive, hickory or american? I net them for bait...

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

Gizzard, threadfin, blueback, alewive, hickory or american? I net them for bait...

Gizzards come from chickens, hickory is a tree and american is fake cheese. Are you just using random words and making stuff up?

I fish for real fish, like bluegill, crappie, bass, bullhead and catfish. Walleye is fun too but they are more up north, trout too but they are more west.

Oh the beaches I have been to...

 

[Dirtman]

I fish for real fish, like bluegill, crappie, bass, bullhead and catfish.

Those are all bait...

 

[Bird76Mojo]

Which leads us back to the killer deals you can get on kayaks through Amazon.com

 

[Dirtman]

Hmmm I wonder if they still do free shipping on something as big as a kayak...

 

[Curious Hound]

Those are all bait...
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Is that a fish between your legs? Or are you happy?

 

[Dirtman]

Both! Because before I took that picture the fish was facing the other direction...

 

[Curious Hound]

Some of those things have sharp teeth

 

[Dirtman]

Looks friendly enough to me?

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

Those are all bait...
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When we were at Waikiki Beach in Hawaii they have these little shower things to wash the saltwater and sand off before you leave. We were there doing that and this guy casually walks up with a wetsuit, throws down two what I would call carp like fish and a harpoon gun like nothing special.

 

[Dirtman]

I tried spearfishing once.... I was almost hit by a boat twice, almost shot myself, almost stabbed myself, got bashed against a rock by a wave, swallowed a gallon of seawater, and got stung by some weird water bugs all within an hour of getting in the water.