What's up newb morones? Daddy is back so ask away younglings

[LIMA BEAN]

 

[Dirtman]

The toenails on my pinky toes keep splitting and it gets quite painfull and sometimes it causes them to bleed, how should I remedy this? Also is there any situation where it would be beneficial to put business assets under an LLC?

 

[91stranger]

I don't know if you were trying to be a douche or a smartazz but either way you came sounding like a d-bag.... Just saying. There's better ways to say "I'm back".....

 

[JOLENE_THE_RANGER]

I don't know if you were trying to be a douche or a smartazz but either way you came sounding like a d-bag.... Just saying. There's better ways to say "I'm back".....

like when i high school jock grows up and takes his beer belly down to his old town football feild thinkin "i used to run this school".

 

[Dirtman]

All that fan fare and he doesn't even answer my questions...

 

[Grumpaw]

Let's see...
He left, and I joined, becoming a "newb".
I never left, but he came back.
Does that mean I'm not a "newb" anymore, and he is a "new old newb", or an " old new newb"?
Oh, and thanks for calling me a "youngling", although I'm probably older than 95% of the members here.
My head hurts!!!
Grumpaw

Dirtman, try Gorilla Glue on that toenail, and then duct tape it. Then just hop on one foot for a week till it heals.
Since hermit crabs carry their own home around with them, I would imagine they poop in the downstairs bathroom.

 

[Grumpaw]

Here are my questions....
Where does almond milk really come from???
Have you ever seen an almond with a teat???
Have you ever seen a herd of almonds grazing on ranchland???
Have you ever heard of an automated almond milking machine???
Natural milk is produced to feed the young/offspring. Have you ever seen an almond infant or a baby almond???
There you go Lima Bean, answer those.
Grumpaw

 

[JOLENE_THE_RANGER]

" you can milk anything with nipples"
ive got nipples greg, can you milk me?

 

[Bird76Mojo]

" you can milk anything with nipples"
ive got nipples greg, can you milk me?

Sure, if you're squeezed hard enough. It won't be milk though.

 

[rusty ol ranger]

Who you callin newb son?

 

[Curious Hound]

For Grumpaw

 

[BlackBII]

You old farts annoy me.

 

[Jim Oaks]

Who's Lima Bean?

 

[Jim Oaks]

Who's Lima Bean?

 

[Grumpaw]

For Grumpaw

OUTSTANDING!!! I always wondered where almond milk came from.
I mean, you squeeze a peanut and you get peanut OIL. You squeeze a sunflower seed and you get sunflower OIL
Now I wonder what happens when you squeeze a lima bean???
Grumpaw