F@#$%^&* Thieves.....

[lil_Blue_Ford]

have all your extra axles and such on wood blocks, run electric wire to everything metal thats on blocks. kind of like a electric fence. heck, hook up a fence charger to boost the voltage....

As it so happens... I had taken a look at the solar powered electric fencers and that dirty little thought crossed my mind....

Along with a few other ideas....

 

[--weezl--]

i like the electric fence idea... only problem is it doesn't do much when you're wearing rubber soled shoes... you get a little shock, but it's not enough to make someone run... it might make them jump a little then look for the wire to cut... if they are bare foot though... holy god damn that hurts like hell!

 

[racsan]

if it happens to be wet enough outside, there will still be a shock involved! ive rigged my metal latch on my wood shed with electric (straight 110v) and i have forgotton a time or 2 when going to get in it when its raining. it will bite. also have the ladder on the side of the shed "wired up". i defintly cant open my shed barefoot!

 

[TheTopher]

Well, now you've learned a lesson, Blue.

Not only do you have to secure your load in your truck, you've also gotta secure it in your yard. 'Cause the goddamn thieves are everywhere!

 

[doorgunner]

Whoaaaaaaaa......flashback... some soldiers were stretching out razor-wire while I was in Viet Nam. They had it pulled REAL tight, when the strand broke. About 60 feet of it coiled around one of the guys in about 1/2 second...they cut him out of it before he bled to death...


"Razor wire...when you're tired of playing games!"

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

Whoaaaaaaaa......flashback... some soldiers were stretching out razor-wire while I was in Viet Nam. They had it pulled REAL tight, when the strand broke. About 60 feet of it coiled around one of the guys in about 1/2 second...they cut him out of it before he bled to death...


"Razor wire...when you're tired of playing games!"

Wonder where I can source razor wire..... lol

 

[cody93]

most goverment buildings have it, but i dont think they would share it with you

 

[BlueChariot]

Yeah, I'm not sure the common man can easily obtain razor wire as it's purely anti-personnel and it's affects would probably be considered "cruel and unusual punishment" if administered to a burgler. 'Cause, well, the theif is "obviously a product of his environment and should be rehabilitated".

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

Yeah, I'm not sure the common man can easily obtain razor wire as it's purely anti-personnel and it's affects would probably be considered "cruel and unusual punishment" if administered to a burgler. 'Cause, well, the theif is "obviously a product of his environment and should be rehabilitated".

lol, well, the thief will have undergone a short and exhilarating rehabilitation when he grabs onto some electrified razor wire, lol, I think it would be safe to re-introduce him to the environment after that....

 

[adsm08]

Wonder where I can source razor wire..... lol

You can buy anything on the interwebz.

 

[BlueChariot]

New idea! Electrified bear traps.

 

[holyford86]

Yeah, I'm not sure the common man can easily obtain razor wire as it's purely anti-personnel and it's affects would probably be considered "cruel and unusual punishment" if administered to a burgler. 'Cause, well, the theif is "obviously a product of his environment and should be rehabilitated".

A google search of "where to buy razor wire" turned up this: http://www.fencing-online.com/razor_wire_3_ctg.htm

 

[--weezl--]

electrified bear traps wrapped in razor wire, soaked in lemon juice

 

[BlueChariot]

A google search of "where to buy razor wire" turned up this: http://www.fencing-online.com/razor_wire_3_ctg.htm

Hence the "not sure". Although now I know where to get it if I want any.

electrified bear traps wrapped in razor wire, soaked in lemon juice

Replace the lemon juice with Everclear. That way it will sting and/or set him on fire.

 

[--weezl--]

Hence the "not sure". Although now I know where to get it if I want any.



Replace the lemon juice with Everclear. That way it will sting and/or set him on fire.

everclear is for little girls... plus being it is a high concentration, it dries very fast...

this is what i was drinking the night before last...