F@#$%^&* Thieves.....

[BlueChariot]

I do not believe the common animal will be susceptible to the most likely form of zombie outbreak as I don't believe in the man-made superzombie types like in Resident Evil. And the average zombie infects the Human DNA, so the fish would just have to get used to eating dead flesh.

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

$1000!!!!!!! So...it wasn't a crime of passion(they wanted your stuff for themselves)...it was a crime of profit.....they're still no good snake inn the grass lowlife scum.......

No, I think it was still scrap thieves.....

The two remaining axles are worth more than the D-30, 7.5" and 8.8" that they took with the D-60. Most depressing thing is, what they took for scrap is worth like $60 as scrap.....


I'd like to find those responsible... and when they get turned over to the police, I'll just tell the police that the guys fell......

Of course, the officer may want to know where the fell from and what they fell into.... lol

 

[Beef52751]

Of course, the officer may want to know where the fell from and what they fell into.... lol

just tell them the 3 words i live by, "I Don't Know" it drives my girlfriend insane

Examples:

What time did you start drinking??? I Don't Know

Where have you been all night??? I Don't Know

How did your truck end up upside down??? I Don't Know

see it's basically bullet proof

 

[BlueChariot]

just tell them the 3 words i live by, "I Don't Know" it drives my girlfriend insane

Examples:

What time did you start drinking??? I Don't Know

Where have you been all night??? I Don't Know

How did your truck end up upside down??? I Don't Know

see it's basically bullet proof

One of my favorites is "It seemed like a good idea at the time" which is usually referring to an incident that started with a "watch this!". Using it as an explanation usually doesn't turn out so well.

 

[--weezl--]

One of my favorites is "It seemed like a good idea at the time" which is usually referring to an incident that started with a "watch this!". Using it as an explanation usually doesn't turn out so well.

i recently said "it seemed like a good idea at the time" after doing something, while i was still drunk, (said it while i was drunk) but i can't for the life of me remember what the hell i did...

 

[doorgunner]

You guys!!!!!

That saying is used quite often by Viet Nam Veterans....."it seemed like a good idea at the time"

IDEA: "I'm tired of C-Rations.....Let's eat a water-buffalo!!!!!!"
Problem: Water-buffalo are considered sacred by many Asian people. Article 15, and pay the Vietnamese owner for the roasted/mostly eaten buffalo.


IDEA: "Man! I'm bored...somebody get a pistol & let's play Russian Roullette!"
Problem: Sooner or later, that one bullet in the cylinder lines up!


IDEA: "Let's sneak a truckload of whores onto the compound!"
Problem: A week later, 80% of the Company is lined up at the Medic's tent waiting for penicillin shots.


IDEA: "Let's use the clear jet-engine oil as suntan lotion!"
Problem: Two months later, you're twitching like a minnow out of water because of nerve-reactions to the engine oil....BUT...you have a great tan from the waist up.


IDEA: "Let's shotgun some Cambodian Red....with shotguns!"
Problem: Everbody gets to feeling REAL GOOD/loads the shotguns with buckshot/shoots the tin roof on the hooch off while admiring the stars (until the monsoons start in a few days).


IDEA: "I'm fed up with this cluster____ of a war...Let's not fire our weapons today in protest...What can They do about it...send us to NAM..LOL!"
Problem: The Officer/Pilots are a very nervous bunch & like to be protected while flying helicopters...they get upset & have people court-martialed who don't return fire...then you get to stay in NAM...without a weapon...in the stockade...with no suntan oil.


ETC>>>>>>

 

[88_Eddie]

i recently said "it seemed like a good idea at the time" after doing something, while i was still drunk, (said it while i was drunk) but i can't for the life of me remember what the hell i did...

i've had a lot drunken nights where that was said. especially during college when i lived at the fraternity house. 40 college aged males with no adult supervision, booze (and other drugs), and a burn pit on 6 acres of land ended up with lots of dumb things happening. i cant beleive no one ever died or was permanently injured.

 

[BlueChariot]

i recently said "it seemed like a good idea at the time" after doing something, while i was still drunk, (said it while i was drunk) but i can't for the life of me remember what the hell i did...

If you found no evidence of said action, that must mean it worked. Or you havent found said evidence yet.

 

[AllanD]

if any mother f*cker touched my dog i would find him and casterate him with a rusty razor blade.

No, NO, NO!

You use the back side of a rusty hacksaw blade.... it takes longer so you can enjoy the screams...

After a bunch of magnesium wheels were stolen (REAL magnesium) that I was saving for a bonfire were stolen I strung barbed wire ankle high in several places in the yard.

You might wish to do the same... but smearing the barbed wire with the same stuff I smeared mine with is entirely optional...

AD

 

[Colin]

No, NO, NO!

You use the back side of a rusty hacksaw blade.... it takes longer so you can enjoy the screams...

After a bunch of magnesium wheels were stolen (REAL magnesium) that I was saving for a bonfire were stolen I strung barbed wire ankle high in several places in the yard.

You might wish to do the same... but smearing the barbed wire with the same stuff I smeared mine with is entirely optional...

AD

what did you smear on it?

 

[--weezl--]

i don't feel like img liking the usual, so i'll type it


^^^ i'm with stupid!!!

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

No, NO, NO!

You use the back side of a rusty hacksaw blade.... it takes longer so you can enjoy the screams...

After a bunch of magnesium wheels were stolen (REAL magnesium) that I was saving for a bonfire were stolen I strung barbed wire ankle high in several places in the yard.

You might wish to do the same... but smearing the barbed wire with the same stuff I smeared mine with is entirely optional...

AD

I've been waiting for you to chime in, AD, lol.

Just what did you do to add to the fun of finding barbed wire by tripping over it??



For the record, I did stop at TC looking for barbed wire, they had a lighter gauge wire and a heavier gauge, one was $40 a roll and the other was $80, not sure what to go with or if there is a cheaper place to find some around here...

 

[--weezl--]

I've been waiting for you to chime in, AD, lol.

Just what did you do to add to the fun of finding barbed wire by tripping over it??



For the record, I did stop at TC looking for barbed wire, they had a lighter gauge wire and a heavier gauge, one was $40 a roll and the other was $80, not sure what to go with or if there is a cheaper place to find some around here...

imo, barbed wire is designed for cows and the like, things that weigh in at 4 figures (lbs) humans weigh (typically) up to about 250lbs, maybe 300, i can't see you needing cattle strength wire... even fishing wire would be entertaining enough (if caught on film) of them falling face first into your stratigraphic placed rakes...

 

[racsan]

have all your extra axles and such on wood blocks, run electric wire to everything metal thats on blocks. kind of like a electric fence. heck, hook up a fence charger to boost the voltage....

 

[Sunk]

imo, barbed wire is designed for cows and the like, things that weigh in at 4 figures (lbs) humans weigh (typically) up to about 250lbs, maybe 300, i can't see you needing cattle strength wire... even fishing wire would be entertaining enough (if caught on film) of them falling face first into your stratigraphic placed rakes...

Hell, I've run into plastic bird/deer netting and if you're not expecting it, it'll slow down.