Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...
...on tables, chairs, walls, floors, and people you don't know.
koda6966;102968 said:
Unless you meant "If it was a Ranger he would have flipped in the air, landed on his tires, kept on going, and gotten into a threesome with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kate Beckinsale, because Rangers are like Chuck Norris on wheels"
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