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- Mar 22, 2008
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- Age
- 44
- City
- Reno, Nevada
- Vehicle Year
- 1987
- Transmission
- Automatic
Late one friday, on a whim, I decided to take my pro rally car out for a drive. I dont take it out on the street very often as its a magnet for cops and the boy racer crowd. Regardless, its one hell of a ride on the street. Now, the road up from Reno to Lake Tahoe is a nice twisty road full of switchbacks and hair pin turns. Loads of fun if your in a car with a roll cage, more horse power than needed and track tires. I was not really planning on pushing the limits of my tires adhesion that night. As doing the speed limit of 45 in a hairpin turn can be fun enough. Well that kinda changed.
It was about 10:30 at night when I started to drive up the road, when the distinct headlights of a dodge charger start to ride my rear bumper. I dont think much of it and speed up a little bit figuring this guys in a hurry. No problem. He starts to tailgate me again. "Faster? No problem" So I speed up to about 55. There he is again, riding my bumper. "Alright. F'ck this. Your bugging me now."
At that point, I down shift and Hammer Down. The turbo screams to life and I take off. A few seconds later, im in rally mode and in my groove. No traffic and crazy twisty roads. Just what my cars set up for.
The dodge charger headlights fade off in the distance in a hurry and Im booking it up the road, power sliding around hairpins and letting the subaru stretch its legs on what few straits there are.
About 5 minutes later, I see some traffic ahead and slow back down to the speed limit of 45. "Yup, just what I needed tonight. Getting the heart pumpin again." Two minutes later, here comes the charger, in a bit of a hurry. "Ahh, finally caught back up to me eh?" A few moments later, the bogie lights flick on. "F'CK! It was a highway patrol interceptor!" I pull over, turn off the ignition and toss the keys on the dash. The officer walks up and shines the damn light in my eyes.
"I dont need to tell you why I pulled you over, right?"
"Nope"
"Where the hell are you going tonight?"
"Honestly, I was just out for a little play time. Headin' up to the rest stop, then I was going to turn around and head home."
"Uhh Huh. License, registration proof of insurance please."
At this point, I realized that I had forgotten to take the legal paperwork with me. It was all sitting at home in my rally pack.
I explained to him where it was, and assumed I would be calling a tow truck to take the car home tonight.
The officer looked at my license and asked, "Sir, is this your car?"
I pointed at my name which was on the rear windows and painted on the door sill.
The officer smiled, "Oh. So you really were just out to play?"
"Yup."
"Okay, wait here."
He went back to do paperwork and run my information.
A few minuted later he returned.
"Okay, heres the deal. Im only going to be giving you a ticket for doing 55 in a 45, because to be honest, thats the only time when I could clock your speed. Between you and me, I know you were going ALLOT faster than that. I was doing 110 and couldn't even keep up with you."
He smiled at me and looked the car over for a moment.
"If I had a toy like this, I would be doing the same thing. For the love of Gawd, slow it down. Okay?"
"Yes sir!"
I fired up the WRX again and puttered home. So, instead of having my car impounded and me being arrested for reckless endangerment, I just to a 10 over ticket. Not bad and a nice and understanding officer.
It gets even better. At court, I told the judge the only reason I sped was due to the officer tailgating me. He threw the ticket out.
It was about 10:30 at night when I started to drive up the road, when the distinct headlights of a dodge charger start to ride my rear bumper. I dont think much of it and speed up a little bit figuring this guys in a hurry. No problem. He starts to tailgate me again. "Faster? No problem" So I speed up to about 55. There he is again, riding my bumper. "Alright. F'ck this. Your bugging me now."
At that point, I down shift and Hammer Down. The turbo screams to life and I take off. A few seconds later, im in rally mode and in my groove. No traffic and crazy twisty roads. Just what my cars set up for.

About 5 minutes later, I see some traffic ahead and slow back down to the speed limit of 45. "Yup, just what I needed tonight. Getting the heart pumpin again." Two minutes later, here comes the charger, in a bit of a hurry. "Ahh, finally caught back up to me eh?" A few moments later, the bogie lights flick on. "F'CK! It was a highway patrol interceptor!" I pull over, turn off the ignition and toss the keys on the dash. The officer walks up and shines the damn light in my eyes.
"I dont need to tell you why I pulled you over, right?"
"Nope"
"Where the hell are you going tonight?"
"Honestly, I was just out for a little play time. Headin' up to the rest stop, then I was going to turn around and head home."
"Uhh Huh. License, registration proof of insurance please."
At this point, I realized that I had forgotten to take the legal paperwork with me. It was all sitting at home in my rally pack.
I explained to him where it was, and assumed I would be calling a tow truck to take the car home tonight.
The officer looked at my license and asked, "Sir, is this your car?"
I pointed at my name which was on the rear windows and painted on the door sill.
The officer smiled, "Oh. So you really were just out to play?"
"Yup."
"Okay, wait here."
He went back to do paperwork and run my information.
A few minuted later he returned.
"Okay, heres the deal. Im only going to be giving you a ticket for doing 55 in a 45, because to be honest, thats the only time when I could clock your speed. Between you and me, I know you were going ALLOT faster than that. I was doing 110 and couldn't even keep up with you."
He smiled at me and looked the car over for a moment.
"If I had a toy like this, I would be doing the same thing. For the love of Gawd, slow it down. Okay?"
"Yes sir!"
I fired up the WRX again and puttered home. So, instead of having my car impounded and me being arrested for reckless endangerment, I just to a 10 over ticket. Not bad and a nice and understanding officer.
It gets even better. At court, I told the judge the only reason I sped was due to the officer tailgating me. He threw the ticket out.

