Interesting/funny signature lines

[GentleRF]

I saw this one on another forum (fsjnetwork.com):

"Jeep, making mechanics out of ordinary people for over 70 years."

 

[4.0B2]

oh... yes....


"plǝıɥspuıʍ ɹnoʎ uo sı ʇı sɐ ƃıs ʎɯ uı ƃuıʎouuɐ sɐ ʇsnɾ sı sıɥʇ"

"Poor people can't afford cheap parts" as a link to this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf4C9ssuPjE

 

[GentleRF]

I just thought of another one:

Make beer, not war.

 

[4.0B2]

I just thought of another one:

Make beer, not war.

Canada's national motto?

 

[RonD]

As ways liked this one

Of course I can keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't keep them. -- Anthony Haden-Guest

 

[Surrey]

Canada's national motto?

Can't be. Has no mention of maple syrup or poutine...

 

[martin]

If he had mentioned maple syrup or poutine in his quote about making beer it would then be a recipe and not a quote.

 

[adsm08]

Can't be. Has no mention of maple syrup or poutine...

What do porcupines have to do with anything?

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

What do porcupines have to do with anything?

Apparently they're supposed to be the Canadian Special Forces trying to infiltrate us and take over. Thus why there is no closed season on shooting them, lol.

 

[adsm08]

But then why would porcupines, beer, and syrup be a recipe?


Canadians make my head hurt.

 

[Mark_88]

Porcupines are pigs with prickles,
If you pet them it don't tickles,
They make good stew if mixed with spuds,
Feed it to your drunken buds.

I always liked that signature on here...something like "if it weren't for gravity and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable..." or something like that...

 

[adsm08]

I always liked that signature on here...something like "if it weren't for gravity and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable..." or something like that...

The original post was credited to Soylent Green. I can't remember who uses it for their sig.

I always thought that was pretty funny too.

 

[Mark_88]

That's it...Soylent Green...and that name was from A Clockwork Orange...really scary movie...lol

I think the member still posts frequently...but I stopped looking at sigs when TRS became respectable... I don't even read my own which should, perhaps, be updated...my Ranger is taking longer than Rome

 

[shane96ranger]

Can't be. Has no mention of maple syrup or poutine...

Plus it doesn't say "eh" anywhere, eh.

That's it...Soylent Green...and that name was from A Clockwork Orange...really scary movie...lol

I think the member still posts frequently...but I stopped looking at sigs when TRS became respectable... I don't even read my own which should, perhaps, be updated...my Ranger is taking longer than Rome

If you like the Italian theme, you could change it to "My Ranger and The Leaning Tower of Pisa have a lot in common".

 

[97RangerXLT]

That would be me with the soylent green sig

AJ