hey!

[Vanessa]

Order you shirt HERE

There is a size chart. Look at that before you decide on size.

Hope you like them!

 

[Vanessa]

If they are not what you had in mind let me know and I'll try again.
You can PM me if you need anything else or help.

Thanks for all you guys' help.

 

[Ozwynn]

alright ..... saved it to the shopping cart. gotta wait till my check is posted to my account.

 

[Vanessa]

Hope you she likes it!

 

[LIMA BEAN]

Ummm, I can't make out anything you said.

Just say no man, just say no.

My fault, was drinking and thinking and I guess the two dont mix well here on my part. All the best to you and Jim.

 

[Jim Oaks]

That's OK, Vanessa just posted "Hope you she likes it."

Says she what understand can I thing good.

 

[--weezl--]

That's OK, Vanessa just posted "Hope you she likes it."

Says she what understand can I thing good.

wHat?

 

[Jim Oaks]

Read the last sentence backwards.

She does this thing when we're out where she likes to read signs backwards, and then cracks herself up laughing.

 

[RatDog8o8]

I got the post-notice in my email and I'm like.......
"Huh??"

I bet road-trips are a blast!

 

[--weezl--]

Read the last sentence backwards.

She does this thing when we're out where she likes to read signs backwards, and then cracks herself up laughing.

ahhhh! that makes more sense now! lol, women are crazy eh?

 

[adsm08]

thats what she wants ........ and I owe her, she got me out of a mandatory safety meeting..... on my 1 day off that week.

I have never been one to argue with a girl who wants to stuff herself into a shirt 2 sizes too small.

'cept my sister in law, but that's for good reason.

 

[Ozwynn]

I have never been one to argue with a girl who wants to stuff herself into a shirt 2 sizes too small.

'cept my sister in law, but that's for good reason.

me neither ......... don't have that problem with my sister in law .....

 

[RatDog8o8]

Here's some more shirt-saying ideas:

"I used to be f*cking stupid, but then we broke up!"

"You must have fallen out of the stupid tree, and hit every branch on the way down."

 

[TheTopher]

Tin man, those last three were genius.

I'm gonna wait about 2 weeks so all the stupid people will forget them, and then I'm gonna repost then and claim credit.

 

[RatDog8o8]

Tin man, those last three were genius.

I'm gonna wait about 2 weeks so all the stupid people will forget them, and then I'm gonna repost them and claim credit.

(Now, ToTo.......if you do that, I'm gonna tell Mrs. Boss on ya.......)

In that last one, the word "ugly" can be substituted for "stupid". Just as effective.

Some more ideas:

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.

There’s no future in time travel.

Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.

Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.

Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!

Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.

Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.