hey!

[--weezl--]

How can i assure that she is the real Vanessa?

almost said something mean here... gonna take the high road!






Vanessa, Lima Peru?

 

[Vanessa]

Ok, well that was awkward.... Heres a joke for ya guys!

You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you. LOL!That does not apply to anyone just to clarify. Except for Jim. It applies to him.

 

[Vanessa]

Ya know Jim Oaks AKA Ranger God and owner of the site, my husband. I'm his wife. I know, I know, It's hard to believe.

 

[Vanessa]

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. Thats a quote from Oscar Wilde.


"Sotally Tober"

Starkle starkle little twink
who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get
Just give me one more drink
to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up.

63% of men have had sex in the shower.

The other 37% have never been to prison.

 

[--weezl--]

sex in the shower is a lot of work, but sometimes it's the only way to deal with the mess...

 

[Jim Oaks]

I think my wife would really like to have her own forum here......

 

[Mac]

I'll tell you what, you two are quite a pair! Never met either of you and probaly never will. I remember when Vanessa's mixer died and you were right on the spot with a cord-less replacement. Mine would have insisted on one the them $400 do everything kinds.
Enjoy life - looks like you do.
Dave of the Nord

 

[Vanessa]

OMG!!! I forgot all about that!!!

And yes I would Jim.

 

[Jim Oaks]

I'll tell you what, you two are quite a pair!

Ya, we keep ourselves entertained, and entertain quite a few along the way. It's funny how people remember us wherever we go.

 

[--weezl--]

I'll tell you what, you two are quite a pair! Never met either of you and probaly never will. I remember when Vanessa's mixer died and you were right on the spot with a cord-less replacement. Mine would have insisted on one the them $400 do everything kinds.
Enjoy life - looks like you do.
Dave of the Nord

lol, all 3 of you get rep for that (i realize that repping god is kinda pointless... but still)


but hey Vanessa, you said you were in lima, were you talking about lima peru?

 

[RatDog8o8]

OMG!!! I forgot all about that!!!

And yes I would Jim.

Where do you enlist for this new forum???

 

[Mark_88]

lol, all 3 of you get rep for that (i realize that repping god is kinda pointless... but still)

I just did the same in another forum...I figured by his rep count everyone figured that too...but I can't stand not seeing anyone take advantage of the shopping...lol

63% of men have had sex in the shower.

The other 37% have never been to prison.

For some reason I did not expect this... and, btw, I've had sex in the shower...easy to do in the rain with the right rubbers...

Where do you enlist for this new forum???

Dear Vanessa...advice, lingerie, and jokes...it can't fail...

 

[redneckfordranger1986]

You know dear, you make it to easy sometimes to pick on you. Only the Premium Members who have used the Arcade know there is a game called 'Snake', but I love, that you love snake.

Actually, Vanessa and I like to make a pizza, grab a few drinks, kill people on Xbox, and run from the police on Playstation.

We sound funny when we say 'Hey, want to have a few drinks, kill people, and run from the police??'. The kids look at us funny.

i dont care who you are thats funny right there ^^^^^^^ and welcome vanessa cant wait to see the truck

 

[Vanessa]

Ya, we keep ourselves entertained, and entertain quite a few along the way. It's funny how people remember us wherever we go.

It's true! One time we went to Golden Corral and haden't been there in awhile. When we walked in, the cook behind the buffet was so loud and saying how he haden't seen us in awhile and asked us where we've been. I thought the guy was gonna jump over the counter and hug us.
Plus we've gone to Applebee's and had a waitress one time and the next time we went back and had her she remembered everything down to the t.
What can we say. We are fun people to be around. It's gonna be alot of fun at our house the weekend of the super nats. Hope to see some of u if your close enough.

 

[RatDog8o8]

It's true! One time we went to Golden Corral and haden't been there in awhile.

At least you still have a Golden Corral....they took all ours away years ago, except for one about 45 miles away (if it's even still there).