I are a redneck

The Jester Race · 05-30-2009, 03:40 PM

Every once in awhile I do something that reminds me that I am truly a redneck. Today I got 3.
1. Went out to Pick 'n Pull to get some explorer leaf spring, instead I came home with 3 aluminum wheels. Not 4 but 3. Its not like I couldn't find a 4th one Its just that I didn't feel like pulling it off.

2. I had to pull the rubber off of the wheels(rubber+wheel= $100 each, Wheel= $15 each) instead of busting the beads and pulling the rubber off, I just pulled out my knife and cut through the sidewalls. It pays to have a sharp knife, although it ain't that sharp anymore.

3. On my way home I stopped at the gas station to get something to drink. Well I was driving my dads ranger which doesn't have cup holders, so I put my drink in the passenger seat and put the seatbelt on it.

I are a redneck.

What are some of your redneck stories.

-Jester

Blackdog455 · 05-30-2009, 04:00 PM

number 1 was pretty funny. 3 wheels...wow.

Grey_04 · 05-30-2009, 04:24 PM

i are a redneck becaues i spend to much time on stupid websites that serve no purpose in life..

chapnutz_#1 · 05-30-2009, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by white 95

i are a redneck becaues i spend to much time on stupid websites that serve no purpose in life..

i agree with that statement...too many forums all the time

CJREX · 05-30-2009, 05:32 PM

Sad but funny Red Neck family pic...

Looks like he's trying to put a nerve hold on her shoulder

Wifebeater

**WNY964x4** · 05-30-2009, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CJREX

Sad but funny Red Neck family pic...

Looks like he's trying to put a nerve hold on her shoulder

Wifebeater

his fingers are creepy looking

PaleBlue90 · 05-30-2009, 07:25 PM

i have wayyyy to many

triumphrider-1 · 05-30-2009, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Jester Race

Every once in awhile I do something that reminds me that I am truly a redneck. Today I got 3.
1. Went out to Pick 'n Pull to get some explorer leaf spring, instead I came home with 3 aluminum wheels. Not 4 but 3. Its not like I couldn't find a 4th one Its just that I didn't feel like pulling it off.

2. I had to pull the rubber off of the wheels(rubber+wheel= $100 each, Wheel= $15 each) instead of busting the beads and pulling the rubber off, I just pulled out my knife and cut through the sidewalls. It pays to have a sharp knife, although it ain't that sharp anymore.

3. On my way home I stopped at the gas station to get something to drink. Well I was driving my dads ranger which doesn't have cup holders, so I put my drink in the passenger seat and put the seatbelt on it.

I are a redneck.

What are some of your redneck stories.

-Jester

#3...I'm guilty...a couple times over.

Boggin · 05-30-2009, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Jester Race

Every once in awhile I do something that reminds me that I am truly a redneck. Today I got 3.
1. Went out to Pick 'n Pull to get some explorer leaf spring, instead I came home with 3 aluminum wheels. Not 4 but 3. Its not like I couldn't find a 4th one Its just that I didn't feel like pulling it off.

2. I had to pull the rubber off of the wheels(rubber+wheel= $100 each, Wheel= $15 each) instead of busting the beads and pulling the rubber off, I just pulled out my knife and cut through the sidewalls. It pays to have a sharp knife, although it ain't that sharp anymore.

3. On my way home I stopped at the gas station to get something to drink. Well I was driving my dads ranger which doesn't have cup holders, so I put my drink in the passenger seat and put the seatbelt on it.

I are a redneck.

What are some of your redneck stories.

-Jester

they all made me laugh

1. i are a redneck cause my shifter knob has a hole through the middle for your fingers and the top part and bottom parts vibrate and make a loud noise so i stuck a pair of socks in there to keep them from rattling,

2, i are a redneck cause taking the revolving light off my roof invloved climbing up on top of her and bending over to take out the screws that hold it in, i just whiped out dads .22 and bang, no more revolver

mentalbreakdown00 · 05-30-2009, 08:44 PM

I are redneck cause I have toilet paper, duct tape, and a petersons 4x4 magazine in my truck along with potted meat and crakers and some mustanrd packets from various vendors

wizkid00104 · 05-30-2009, 08:49 PM

I are a redneck because I sat if my buddy's yard in a Toyota Truck bench seat with my buddy's little brother and drank beer out of a bucket we had filled with ice in the middle of March. He doesn't exactly live in the middle of nowhere either...

Frank The Tank · 05-30-2009, 09:59 PM

I mounted a deer head on my trucks camo camper shell "that was 6 inches too short for the bed" shot the truck primer grey with black overspray sport stripes, cut off my muffler directly under the cab (get stoned on fumes in traffic) 15ft whip antenna, and a system that was worth more money than my truck so I could get gangsters to listen to merle haggard and johnny paycheck in traffic over their systems.

But i'm not really a redneck, I'm more of a southerner with white trash undertones.

05-30-2009, 03:40 PM	#1
The Jester Race ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Reno, Nevada Year: 1987, 2006 Make: Ford, BMW Model: Bronco II, 325ci Engine: 2.9, 2.5 Class: 4x4 Extreme, Racecar Posts: 1,488 Rep Power: 21 iTrader: (0)	I are a redneck Every once in awhile I do something that reminds me that I am truly a redneck. Today I got 3. 1. Went out to Pick 'n Pull to get some explorer leaf spring, instead I came home with 3 aluminum wheels. Not 4 but 3. Its not like I couldn't find a 4th one Its just that I didn't feel like pulling it off. 2. I had to pull the rubber off of the wheels(rubber+wheel= $100 each, Wheel= $15 each) instead of busting the beads and pulling the rubber off, I just pulled out my knife and cut through the sidewalls. It pays to have a sharp knife, although it ain't that sharp anymore. 3. On my way home I stopped at the gas station to get something to drink. Well I was driving my dads ranger which doesn't have cup holders, so I put my drink in the passenger seat and put the seatbelt on it. I are a redneck. What are some of your redneck stories. -Jester __________________ Here we go...our step so silent Here we go...our blooded trace The Jester Race In Flames
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Blackdog455 Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Maple Valley, WA Year: 1988 Make: Ford Ranger Model: XLT, short bed. Engine: 140 4 banger Class: 4x4 Used For: everyday use Posts: 286 Rep Power: 10 iTrader: (0)	number 1 was pretty funny. 3 wheels...wow.
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CJREX Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: N. GA. Year: 1989 Make: Ford Model: Ranger Engine: 4.0 Class: 4x4 + Used For: Truck stuff Posts: 737 Rep Power: 13 iTrader: (1)	Sad but funny Red Neck family pic... Looks like he's trying to put a nerve hold on her shoulder Wifebeater __________________ '89 Ranger 4x4:Gone :-( '90 FSB: 351W, 4" lift, 35x12.50 AT '00 Super Duty: V10 5 speed
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mentalbreakdown00 Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Tallahassee, Fl Year: 1995 Make: Jeep Model: XJ Engine: 4.0 Class: 4x3 Used For: hauling, dirty work/ daily ride Posts: 1,254 Rep Power: 11 iTrader: (0)	I are redneck cause I have toilet paper, duct tape, and a petersons 4x4 magazine in my truck along with potted meat and crakers and some mustanrd packets from various vendors
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wizkid00104 Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: West Newton/Ross Township, PA Year: 1994/2004 Make: Ford Model: Ranger XL/F250 XL Engine: 2.3L/5.4L Class: 4x4 Used For: DD and Mild Wheeling Posts: 1,060 Rep Power: 14 iTrader: (2)	I are a redneck because I sat if my buddy's yard in a Toyota Truck bench seat with my buddy's little brother and drank beer out of a bucket we had filled with ice in the middle of March. He doesn't exactly live in the middle of nowhere either... __________________ "Light beer is just wasting your time..." -My grandma Project Little Green Turd F250 Build
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Grey_04 Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,845 Rep Power: 24 iTrader: (0)	i are a redneck becaues i spend to much time on stupid websites that serve no purpose in life..
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