I are a redneck

The Jester Race · May 30, 2009

Every once in awhile I do something that reminds me that I am truly a redneck. Today I got 3.
1. Went out to Pick 'n Pull to get some explorer leaf spring, instead I came home with 3 aluminum wheels. Not 4 but 3. Its not like I couldn't find a 4th one Its just that I didn't feel like pulling it off.

2. I had to pull the rubber off of the wheels(rubber+wheel= $100 each, Wheel= $15 each) instead of busting the beads and pulling the rubber off, I just pulled out my knife and cut through the sidewalls. It pays to have a sharp knife, although it ain't that sharp anymore.

3. On my way home I stopped at the gas station to get something to drink. Well I was driving my dads ranger which doesn't have cup holders, so I put my drink in the passenger seat and put the seatbelt on it.

I are a redneck. :icon_rofl:

What are some of your redneck stories.

-Jester

Blackdog455 · May 30, 2009

number 1 was pretty funny. 3 wheels...wow.

Grey_04 · May 30, 2009

i are a redneck becaues i spend to much time on stupid websites that serve no purpose in life.. :icon_surprised:

chapnutz_#1 · May 30, 2009

white 95 said:
i are a redneck becaues i spend to much time on stupid websites that serve no purpose in life..

i agree with that statement...too many forums all the time

CJREX · May 30, 2009

Sad but funny Red Neck family pic...

Looks like he's trying to put a nerve hold on her shoulder

Wifebeater

WNY964x4 · May 30, 2009

CJREX said:
Sad but funny Red Neck family pic...

Looks like he's trying to put a nerve hold on her shoulder

Wifebeater

his fingers are creepy looking

PaleBlue90 · May 30, 2009

i have wayyyy to many

triumphrider-1 · May 30, 2009

The Jester Race said:
Every once in awhile I do something that reminds me that I am truly a redneck. Today I got 3.
1. Went out to Pick 'n Pull to get some explorer leaf spring, instead I came home with 3 aluminum wheels. Not 4 but 3. Its not like I couldn't find a 4th one Its just that I didn't feel like pulling it off.

2. I had to pull the rubber off of the wheels(rubber+wheel= $100 each, Wheel= $15 each) instead of busting the beads and pulling the rubber off, I just pulled out my knife and cut through the sidewalls. It pays to have a sharp knife, although it ain't that sharp anymore.

3. On my way home I stopped at the gas station to get something to drink. Well I was driving my dads ranger which doesn't have cup holders, so I put my drink in the passenger seat and put the seatbelt on it.

I are a redneck.

What are some of your redneck stories.

-Jester

#3...I'm guilty...a couple times over.

Boggin · May 30, 2009

The Jester Race said:
Every once in awhile I do something that reminds me that I am truly a redneck. Today I got 3.
1. Went out to Pick 'n Pull to get some explorer leaf spring, instead I came home with 3 aluminum wheels. Not 4 but 3. Its not like I couldn't find a 4th one Its just that I didn't feel like pulling it off.

2. I had to pull the rubber off of the wheels(rubber+wheel= $100 each, Wheel= $15 each) instead of busting the beads and pulling the rubber off, I just pulled out my knife and cut through the sidewalls. It pays to have a sharp knife, although it ain't that sharp anymore.

3. On my way home I stopped at the gas station to get something to drink. Well I was driving my dads ranger which doesn't have cup holders, so I put my drink in the passenger seat and put the seatbelt on it.

I are a redneck.

What are some of your redneck stories.

-Jester

they all made me laugh

1. i are a redneck cause my shifter knob has a hole through the middle for your fingers and the top part and bottom parts vibrate and make a loud noise so i stuck a pair of socks in there to keep them from rattling,

2, i are a redneck cause taking the revolving light off my roof invloved climbing up on top of her and bending over to take out the screws that hold it in, i just whiped out dads .22 and bang, no more revolver

mentalbreakdown00 · May 30, 2009

I are redneck cause I have toilet paper, duct tape, and a petersons 4x4 magazine in my truck along with potted meat and crakers and some mustanrd packets from various vendors

wizkid00104 · May 30, 2009

I are a redneck because I sat if my buddy's yard in a Toyota Truck bench seat with my buddy's little brother and drank beer out of a bucket we had filled with ice in the middle of March. He doesn't exactly live in the middle of nowhere either...

Frank The Tank · May 30, 2009

I mounted a deer head on my trucks camo camper shell "that was 6 inches too short for the bed" shot the truck primer grey with black overspray sport stripes, cut off my muffler directly under the cab (get stoned on fumes in traffic) 15ft whip antenna, and a system that was worth more money than my truck so I could get gangsters to listen to merle haggard and johnny paycheck in traffic over their systems.

But i'm not really a redneck, I'm more of a southerner with white trash undertones.

COPPERHEAD85 · May 30, 2009

mentalbreakdown00 said:
I are redneck cause I have toilet paper, duct tape, and a petersons 4x4 magazine in my truck along with potted meat and crakers and some mustanrd packets from various vendors

You win...........anybody that carries potted meat and crackers in their truck over qualifies in my book!
you rule!

mentalbreakdown00 · May 30, 2009

best fishing snack food besides vienna sasauges

Frank The Tank · May 30, 2009

Sometimes I get too drunk on the back of the farm to make it back.....
Everybody should have some canned goods you can lay on the manifold for a few minutes to eat!!! you don't wanna go hungry!!! cuz you just never know what proof the shines gonna be.

Frank

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