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Old 01-02-2009, 08:07 PM   #1
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Angry My Freinds Make My RANGER Roll......

So I was at one of my friends house for a party, and i left my truck unlocked because it was far enough off the road that i figured wth nothin bad could happen. But oh boy was I wrong.... So their driveway is sloped away from their house. Some Asshole kids left early and decided it would be funny to take my truck and push it in the middle of the road. !!! luckily nothing happened to it. So I NEED to get revenge!!! mwwhahaha!!! So I NEED IDEAS!! I was thinking bout buyin a roll of caution tape at tieing to something under the truck and setting the roll somewhere on the undercarriage of their vehicle where it would easily fall when they hit a bump! or my possible secondary plan of taking a HEAVY DUTY zip tie and putting it around the drive shaft where it would make the most annoying noise ever but not destroy anything !! I DON'T wanta destroy or break anything. I Just want bother the shit outa em! Please Help any idears would be greatly appreciated =]
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Old 01-02-2009, 08:23 PM   #2
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take a shit in his seat ..
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Old 01-02-2009, 08:38 PM   #3
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Old 01-02-2009, 08:39 PM   #4
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Old 01-02-2009, 08:39 PM   #5
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or put vaseline or grease on the passenger side windsheild wiper...that shit sucks to get off especially when you actually need them.
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Old 01-02-2009, 08:51 PM   #6
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put some epoxy in his key holes!!
stick a vinyl with some offensive stuff so he gets pulled over by cops
tie the bumper with a chain to a post or a tree
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take all the valve cores out of his tires. after they are flat, put the rubber caps back on.

chances are, he wont discover whats wrong untill he already has them off the truck.
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You could take off their valve caps, and superglue a bb in each of them.

IMO the best thing is to jack up the back of his truck (if it's two wheel drive) so that he can't move, then when he goes to leave.. he goes no where until he figures out what's wrong.
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:08 PM   #10
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So I was at one of my friends house for a party, and i left my truck unlocked because it was far enough off the road that i figured wth nothin bad could happen. But oh boy was I wrong.... So their driveway is sloped away from their house. Some Asshole kids left early and decided it would be funny to take my truck and push it in the middle of the road. !!! luckily nothing happened to it. So I NEED to get revenge!!! mwwhahaha!!! So I NEED IDEAS!! I was thinking bout buyin a roll of caution tape at tieing to something under the truck and setting the roll somewhere on the undercarriage of their vehicle where it would easily fall when they hit a bump! or my possible secondary plan of taking a HEAVY DUTY zip tie and putting it around the drive shaft where it would make the most annoying noise ever but not destroy anything !! I DON'T wanta destroy or break anything. I Just want bother the shit outa em! Please Help any idears would be greatly appreciated =]
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