My Freinds Make My RANGER Roll......

brwntom · 01-02-2009, 08:07 PM

So I was at one of my friends house for a party, and i left my truck unlocked because it was far enough off the road that i figured wth nothin bad could happen. But oh boy was I wrong.... So their driveway is sloped away from their house.

Some Asshole kids left early and decided it would be funny to take my truck and push it in the middle of the road.

!!! luckily nothing happened to it. So I NEED to get revenge!!! mwwhahaha!!! So I NEED IDEAS!! I was thinking bout buyin a roll of caution tape at tieing to something under the truck and setting the roll somewhere on the undercarriage of their vehicle where it would easily fall when they hit a bump! or my possible secondary plan of taking a HEAVY DUTY zip tie and putting it around the drive shaft where it would make the most annoying noise ever but not destroy anything

!! I DON'T wanta destroy or break anything. I Just want bother the shit outa em! Please Help any idears would be greatly appreciated =]

tpking · 01-02-2009, 08:23 PM

take a shit in his seat ..

7.5L_STX · 01-02-2009, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by tpking

take a shit in his seat ..

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Jason · 01-02-2009, 08:39 PM

Do something to his person. Messing with cars is cowardly.

7.5L_STX · 01-02-2009, 08:39 PM

or put vaseline or grease on the passenger side windsheild wiper...that shit sucks to get off especially when you actually need them.

Ranger Sport Honduras · 01-02-2009, 08:51 PM

put some epoxy in his key holes!!
stick a vinyl with some offensive stuff so he gets pulled over by cops
tie the bumper with a chain to a post or a tree

**Mark_88** · 01-02-2009, 08:56 PM

Ah, young AssGroper...er, Grasshopper...revenge is a hollow tube...so stick bananas in his tailpipe and watch while he makes a banana split outta his exhaust...or maybe a potato...

Wicked_Sludge · 01-02-2009, 09:00 PM

take all the valve cores out of his tires. after they are flat, put the rubber caps back on.

chances are, he wont discover whats wrong untill he already has them off the truck.

koda6966 · 01-02-2009, 09:03 PM

You could take off their valve caps, and superglue a bb in each of them.

IMO the best thing is to jack up the back of his truck (if it's two wheel drive) so that he can't move, then when he goes to leave.. he goes no where until he figures out what's wrong.

1996 fordranger 4x4 stx · 01-02-2009, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brwntom

So I was at one of my friends house for a party, and i left my truck unlocked because it was far enough off the road that i figured wth nothin bad could happen. But oh boy was I wrong.... So their driveway is sloped away from their house.

Some Asshole kids left early and decided it would be funny to take my truck and push it in the middle of the road.

!!! luckily nothing happened to it. So I NEED to get revenge!!! mwwhahaha!!! So I NEED IDEAS!! I was thinking bout buyin a roll of caution tape at tieing to something under the truck and setting the roll somewhere on the undercarriage of their vehicle where it would easily fall when they hit a bump! or my possible secondary plan of taking a HEAVY DUTY zip tie and putting it around the drive shaft where it would make the most annoying noise ever but not destroy anything

!! I DON'T wanta destroy or break anything. I Just want bother the shit outa em! Please Help any idears would be greatly appreciated =]

Revenge is a plate best served cold! wait a while before you do the deed.

Or if he is religious you can write the following passages on his dusty vehicle and mess with his mind!!

Romans 12:19 / Deuteronomy 32:35

**WNY964x4** · 01-02-2009, 09:08 PM

my favorite has to be putting grease under the door handles , take a grease gun , squeeze a ton of grease up into each door handle , that way , when he opens his door , he gets a nice handful of grease

p.s. lucas red n tacky works the best

MrE_Powers · 01-02-2009, 09:09 PM

zip ties

on the drive shaft

01-02-2009, 08:07 PM	#1
brwntom Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Northwest Indiana Year: 1998 Make: RANGER Model: XLT Engine: 2.5L Class: 2WD Used For: FUN & WORK Posts: 97 Rep Power: 10 iTrader: (0)	My Freinds Make My RANGER Roll...... So I was at one of my friends house for a party, and i left my truck unlocked because it was far enough off the road that i figured wth nothin bad could happen. But oh boy was I wrong.... So their driveway is sloped away from their house. Some Asshole kids left early and decided it would be funny to take my truck and push it in the middle of the road. !!! luckily nothing happened to it. So I NEED to get revenge!!! mwwhahaha!!! So I NEED IDEAS!! I was thinking bout buyin a roll of caution tape at tieing to something under the truck and setting the roll somewhere on the undercarriage of their vehicle where it would easily fall when they hit a bump! or my possible secondary plan of taking a HEAVY DUTY zip tie and putting it around the drive shaft where it would make the most annoying noise ever but not destroy anything !! I DON'T wanta destroy or break anything. I Just want bother the shit outa em! Please Help any idears would be greatly appreciated =]
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tpking Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 772 Rep Power: 13 iTrader: (0)	take a shit in his seat ..
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Jason Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Year: (formerly) 200 Make: Ford Model: Ranger XLT Used For: She's gone. I am diesel huntin'! Posts: 3,579 Rep Power: 22 iTrader: (0)	Do something to his person. Messing with cars is cowardly. __________________ Scary FACT. 50% of all marriages last forever.....
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7.5L_STX Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Up Dere In Da U.P. EH! Year: 1989 Make: Ford Model: Ranger Supercab STX Engine: unnecessary Class: 4X4 Used For: Lawn Ornament.... Posts: 2,286 Rep Power: 22 iTrader: (1)	or put vaseline or grease on the passenger side windsheild wiper...that shit sucks to get off especially when you actually need them.
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Mark_88 Einstein I'm NOT Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Uxbridge, Ontario Year: 1988 Make: Ford Model: Multi-year Ranger Engine: 2.3 Carbureted Class: 2wd Used For: Space travel Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 78 iTrader: (0)	Ah, young AssGroper...er, Grasshopper...revenge is a hollow tube...so stick bananas in his tailpipe and watch while he makes a banana split outta his exhaust...or maybe a potato... __________________ Rome and my Ranger were not built in a day...
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koda6966 Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Masonville NY Year: 1993 Make: Ford Model: Ranger Engine: 3.0 Class: 2WD Off-Road Used For: Giving me pride. Posts: 7,842 Rep Power: 34 iTrader: (4)	You could take off their valve caps, and superglue a bb in each of them. IMO the best thing is to jack up the back of his truck (if it's two wheel drive) so that he can't move, then when he goes to leave.. he goes no where until he figures out what's wrong. __________________ 1993 Ford Ranger XL Supercab 3.0 V6. Custom interior. Edge Conversion (WIP). 03 Explorer seats. 6" lift (WIP). Sitting on 35x12.5R15 Mastercraft Courser MT's. 1997 Jeep Cherokee Sport. 4x4/4.0/auto. Daily Driver & parts snagger. Ranger Build Thread. Jeep XJ Build Thread. Last edited by koda6966; 01-02-2009 at 09:51 PM.
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