My 91 just started doing this today not sure what it is when i get right into it off the start it accerlerates smooth but if i back down some and give it the gas again it jerks and acts like its stalling out but its not at all and running fine. Could it be something in the axle? I know my pinion seals bad but that wouldnt do this would it ?? any help would be great
...I read the title and laughed inside...you beat me to the joke tho 
