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91rangerxlt
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- Joined
- Dec 16, 2008
- Messages
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- Reaction score
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- Location
- kansas
- Vehicle Year
- 1996 and 2002
- Make / Model
- ford
- Engine Size
- 4.0 ohv and sohc
- Transmission
- Manual
Mike was attending his 4X4 club's monthly meeting
and had just told them he couldn't make the upcoming
camping trip because his wife wouldn't let him go.
After listening to the jeers and other derisive
remarks from his fellow 4X4 friends Mike left
to go back home to His wife.
When Mike's friends started arriving to set up
camp the following day who should be there but
Mike sitting up in front of his truck, tent up, fishing rod in hand,
oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
"How did ya Talk your wife into letting you go Mike?"
"I didn't have to" was Mike's reply.
"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped
down in my chair with a beer to drown my
sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me, covered my eyes and said,
Surprise!!
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in
a beautiful see through negligee and she said, "Carry
me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do
whatever you want!"
So Here I am!
and had just told them he couldn't make the upcoming
camping trip because his wife wouldn't let him go.
After listening to the jeers and other derisive
remarks from his fellow 4X4 friends Mike left
to go back home to His wife.
When Mike's friends started arriving to set up
camp the following day who should be there but
Mike sitting up in front of his truck, tent up, fishing rod in hand,
oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
"How did ya Talk your wife into letting you go Mike?"
"I didn't have to" was Mike's reply.
"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped
down in my chair with a beer to drown my
sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me, covered my eyes and said,
Surprise!!
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in
a beautiful see through negligee and she said, "Carry
me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do
whatever you want!"
So Here I am!
anyone...kill mike... 
