- Joined
- Apr 6, 2009
- Messages
- 29
- Points
- 3,101
- City
- Monmouth, Or.
- Vehicle Year
- 1994
- Transmission
- Manual
Friends and Relationships:
Bros before hoes.
Girl "Dibs" Guideline:
If a man expresses interest in a woman to his friends, he has dibs,
or exclusive rights to her.
Prerequisites for said guy to call dibs:
* Said woman must know his name;
* Said woman be in his league.
Expiration:
Dibs are automatically broken if:
* Said woman shoots him down;
* A period of two weeks has passed without success.
Dibs cannot be called again by said man on said woman. At this point
said friends have every right to call dibs on said woman.
The Great Satan:
No man shall watch, mention, or acknowledge the existence of
the Great Satan: Oprah.
Sober Enough:
A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.
Pro Sports Man Child:
At six months old, a man child shall begin training for professional
sports. If he’s old enough to crawl, he’s old enough to crawl across
an end zone with a football.
Stadium Beer:
Any man with a $8+ stadium bought beer in his hands shall be treated
as if he is driving an expensive sports car. All effort shall be made to
give said man ample space to prevent spillage.
TLC:
A man is not obliged, or even encouraged, to give "TLC" to his children.
What is acceptable, however, is to vaguely address the fact that there
are shorter-than-average people running about the house.
Bros before hoes.
Girl "Dibs" Guideline:
If a man expresses interest in a woman to his friends, he has dibs,
or exclusive rights to her.
Prerequisites for said guy to call dibs:
* Said woman must know his name;
* Said woman be in his league.
Expiration:
Dibs are automatically broken if:
* Said woman shoots him down;
* A period of two weeks has passed without success.
Dibs cannot be called again by said man on said woman. At this point
said friends have every right to call dibs on said woman.
The Great Satan:
No man shall watch, mention, or acknowledge the existence of
the Great Satan: Oprah.
Sober Enough:
A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.
Pro Sports Man Child:
At six months old, a man child shall begin training for professional
sports. If he’s old enough to crawl, he’s old enough to crawl across
an end zone with a football.
Stadium Beer:
Any man with a $8+ stadium bought beer in his hands shall be treated
as if he is driving an expensive sports car. All effort shall be made to
give said man ample space to prevent spillage.
TLC:
A man is not obliged, or even encouraged, to give "TLC" to his children.
What is acceptable, however, is to vaguely address the fact that there
are shorter-than-average people running about the house.
