A man and a woman were in a bar when they noticed each other from across the room. Clearly they were interested in one another, however neither would make the move...
Finally, having already downed several drinks, the woman walked up to the man, looked him straight in the eye and said,
"Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, any place. I like it dirty - the dirtier the better. I am not apposed to screwing several people at one time... it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college - it's my greatest thrill in life and I am very, very good."
Eyes now wide with interest, the man responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"
Finally, having already downed several drinks, the woman walked up to the man, looked him straight in the eye and said,
"Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, any place. I like it dirty - the dirtier the better. I am not apposed to screwing several people at one time... it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college - it's my greatest thrill in life and I am very, very good."
Eyes now wide with interest, the man responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"
