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wizkid00104
03-24-2009, 11:08 AM
I can think of a few people's cars I'd slap this on...

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/12426/Horrible+License+Plate/

jharms02
03-24-2009, 11:15 AM
I know lots of cars I would love to put that plate on lol. Its even an Oregon plate lol.

BDAB
03-24-2009, 11:40 AM
you found my ex-wife's car

dburton07
03-24-2009, 11:58 AM
Do they make those for Maine???

odie1969
03-24-2009, 12:05 PM
Here in phx. we have these stupid charity plates for all sorts of org. the the best I seen was for a the anti-child abuse plates with BEATEM I wish I could have got a PIc of it.
So I got bored and went to the Az DMV site and looked at all the stupid plates with all you can customize them. for the spayed and Nueter CUTT is aviable, for the Breast Cxr Plate HADMILK, MILKED, and BOOBLES are available. For the Native American tribel Plates ETOH, DRINKN, and FIRWATR is Available. Can you tell that I'm having a Productive day.
https://servicearizona.com/vehicle/images/black/K.gif

BigJohn76
03-24-2009, 01:25 PM
i found one that said something like 485 POO. it was on a John Deere dealer car. ill post a picture once i get it off my other computer.

daniel3507
03-24-2009, 01:49 PM
http://www.gigglesugar.com/1556033

KELLY88
03-24-2009, 01:59 PM
Wish I could have gotten this one.


http://gallery.drfaulken.com/d/230-1/a55-rgy.jpg


For those having a hard time figuring it out, treat the orange as an "O".

crbnunit
03-24-2009, 05:51 PM
Saw one a while back. SOBLSD. Now me, being an old stoner was thinking Son of a Biatch on LSD but there was a grey haried little old lady driving an Aries K-car. Scratched my head for a while and the light popped on! So Blessed!

Dated a girl (very briefly) who's plate was Biatch.

There were two old herse running around town a while back. One had the plate MORBID and the other was BUREM.

My truck is GTALIF (I really wanted FUBAR).

I was shopping on-line for plates for my car. BITEME might be offensive to some but evidently PIZZOF was OK???

BDAB
03-25-2009, 12:37 AM
I had "sldgrup" when I lived in Washington

BigJohn76
03-25-2009, 10:41 AM
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo321/henry76/04-29-08_1304.jpg

Danger FX4 Ranger
03-25-2009, 10:57 AM
Here in phx. we have these stupid charity plates for all sorts of org. the the best I seen was for a the anti-child abuse plates with BEATEM I wish I could have got a PIc of it.
So I got bored and went to the Az DMV site and looked at all the stupid plates with all you can customize them. for the spayed and Nueter CUTT is aviable, for the Breast Cxr Plate HADMILK, MILKED, and BOOBLES are available. For the Native American tribel Plates ETOH, DRINKN, and FIRWATR is Available. Can you tell that I'm having a Productive day.
https://servicearizona.com/vehicle/images/black/K.gif

Some of those are just plain WRONG.......But I'm still laughing. :icon_rofl:

97ranger4x4
03-25-2009, 09:51 PM
yeh you guys are pretty creative

built2bashranger
03-28-2009, 04:14 PM
heading to town the other day i got stuck behind a slow person in a caravan and the plate said PHQ-TOO took me a min then i got it lmao

blackwidow67
03-28-2009, 06:03 PM
https://harmonia.dmv.state.ny.us/platespersonalized/emppasplatedisplay.cfm

Toms984x4
03-28-2009, 06:28 PM
There's a guy around here driving an Expedition and the plate says 14 MPG

irishblessing
03-30-2009, 07:22 PM
http://www.landroversonly.com/forums/attachments/f38/12067d1171472509-vanity-plates-440-funny-vanity-license-plate.jpg
this ones pretty funny
http://www.madville.com/media/photos/2009/03/14/5444_d1c6c8075cd53e8621bea9c6541bbced.jpg
lmao if this were real

blackwidow67
03-30-2009, 07:25 PM
^ funny i know that kid with that plate. hes got a pretty sick sti

TheTopher
03-30-2009, 07:46 PM
Saw a guy driving around here a year or so ago, he was driving a hummer and his license plate said IWANTA

88rangerboy
04-03-2009, 02:44 PM
Best one I've seen so far was RU8TEEN.

KELLY88
04-03-2009, 02:55 PM
From Google image search.

http://206forthetwenties.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny_license_plate_1.jpg

http://www.foundshit.com/pictures/vanity-plates/manopoz-mustang-vanity-plate-01.jpg

http://funnylicenseplates.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-license-plates-stfupls.jpg

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/06/28/best-license-plate-ever.jpg

http://www.coolpl8z.com/pl8z/final/coolpl8z_va%20gin%20ya.jpg

http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/BestLicensePlate-thumb.jpg

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/blondcar.jpg

http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/05/funnylicenseplate.jpg

rangermuse
04-03-2009, 02:58 PM
These are pretty funny. I think its even funnier when ppl get all bent out of shape about them.

Hazmat Ranger
04-03-2009, 03:11 PM
The Dictionary

0 = zero, nothin'
000 = nothin' (as seen in IOU 000)
1 = one, want
10C = Tennesse
10S = tennis
10SE = Tennesse
1CE = once
1DR = wonder
1DRFL = wonderful
1E6 = a million (calculator humor)
1E9 = a billion
2 = to, too, two (also start of any "to" sounding word, like 2DAY)
2 = Q (cursive Q) = cue, queue
22 = Tues. (Tuesday)
2DAY = today
2ISHN = tuition
2LN = toolin'
2LY = truly
2M8O = tomato
2N = tune
2Q = took you
2TH = tooth
4 = for, fore, four
4 = replacement for letters 'fo' in many words (e.g., 4ORD)
404 = not found (yes it's gone from esoteric web error code to slang-land)
411 = information
44UM = foresome
4EVR = forever
4N = foreign
4NIK8 = fornicate
4ORD = ford
4PLA = foreplay
4RE = Ferrari
4ST = forest
50 = Police, Cops (5-0, of Hawaiian heritage)
6 = sex
6A = sexy
6UAL = sexual
6UL = sexual
6E = sexy
6S = success
6SR = successor
8 = ate, ain't
9 = nein (no)
911 = emergency
A = eh (as in "eh buddy!")
A4 = afford
A55 = ass
AGN = again
AKA = also known as
AU = gold
AV8 = aviate
B = be
B8 = bait
B9 = benign
B10 = beaten
BA6 = basics
BB = to be, baby
BG8S = Bill Gates
BL8D = belated
BLK = black
BN = bein'
BOK = bouquet
BR8 = berate
BYU = bayou, by you (and, of course, Brigham Young University)
BZ = busy
C = see, sea
CC = (to) seize
CLA6 = classics
CMUTE = commute
CMXI = 911, emergency
CN = seein', seen
CP = sleepy
CR8 = crate
CRE8 = create
CRZ = cruise
CS = seas, sees
D = the (de)
D8 = date
D8N = datin'
D8R = dater
D9 = denyin'
DA = the
DD = to the
DMN = demon
DNIL = denial
DON = don't
DR = doctor
DRK = dark
DS = this
DU = do you
DVS = devious
DV8 = deviate
DZRV = deserve
EDUC8 = educate
EE = to ease
EL8 = elate
EL8D = elated
ENUF = enough
ERND = earned
EZ = easy
F = if
FASN8 = fascinate
F8 = fate
FN = fun
FREQ = freak
FX = effects, affects
FXION = affection
FXION8 = affectionate
FYT = fight
G = gee
GN = goin'
GND = ground
GR8 = great, grate
H8 = hate
H20 = water
HD =head
HM = home
HORM1 = hormone
HYT = height
I = eye, I
IR8 = irate
IX XI = 911, emergency
JMN = jammin'
JQ = Jack
K = ok ('kay)
KIX = kicks
KONX = connects
L = hell
L8 = late
L8R = later
LDY = lady
LEVN = leavin'
LMTD = limited
LUV = love
LV = love
LVS = loves
LYT = light
M = am
M8 = mate
MOI = me (french)
MN = man
MN8 = emanate
MR = more
MT = empty
MV = move
MVN = movin'
MYT = might
MZLTF = mazel tov
N = and, in
N2 = into
N4C = enforce
N4CER, N4CR = enforcer
N4CMT = enforcement
NE = any
NE1 = anyone
N EMA = enema
NO = number (abbreviation: no.)
NOZ = nosy
NRG = energy
NT = night
NUTN = nothin'
NV = envy
NVR = never
NVS = envious
NYT = night
O = oh
OL = old
ONRY = ornery
OVR = over
PA = pay
PNBL = pinball
PNDR = pounder
PP = pee pee
PRFXN = perfection
PWR = power
Q = cue, queue
QIK = quick
QRT = court
QS10 = question
QT = cute, cutie
R = are
R8 = rate
R8D = rated
R8RS = Raiders
RESQ = rescue
RSQ = rescue
RETD = retired
RT = arty
RTCUL8 = articulate
RYT = right, write
RYTN = writin', rightin'
RZN = raisin'
SED8 = sedate
SN = soon
SNGR = singer
SOKEN = soakin'
SQP = scoop
ST8 = state
STR8 = straight
STR8N = straighten
SYCD = psyched
SYT = sight
T = tea, tee
TA2 = tatoo
TA2D = tatood
THRP = therapy
TM = time
TM8 = tomato
TNT = dynamite
TOTL, TTL = total
TRK = truck
TT = (to) tease
TTTT = tease (etc)
TYT = tight
U = you
U4IA, U4EA = euphoria
U4IC = euphoric
UDR = other ("udder")
UNEEK = unique
UR = your
UUUU = for you (four youse!)
W8 = wait, weight
W8R = waiter
WMN = woman, women
WYT = white
XIS = tennis
XLR8 = accelerate
XMN = examine
XMS = Christmas
XNTRK = eccentric
XNTU8 = accentuate
XS = excess
XTC = extacy
Y = why
YFS = wife's
YL = while
YN = wine (whine)
YQ = like you
YRS = wires
YY = (too) wise
Z = see, the
ZIPN = zippin'

kennykenny
04-04-2009, 06:12 PM
Last weekend I came up behind a maroon Cadillac CTS with a tag that said 'GIGGITY'...I pull up on the driver side to see an older guy with grey hair. I got a good laugh out of it. Wish I had a camera handy.

fx2prerunner
04-05-2009, 09:29 PM
Last weekend I came up behind a maroon Cadillac CTS with a tag that said 'GIGGITY'...I pull up on the driver side to see an older guy with grey hair. I got a good laugh out of it. Wish I had a camera handy.


lol that was skid vicious (check the tailgate)

Chance
04-05-2009, 11:09 PM
In town here there is the best one... I really need to get a pic of it. It's on the back of a 02 Civic SI and it says "197 HP" :icon_rofl:

I either want to get just CHANCE on mine or lately I've been thinking FMLYHM but I doubt anyone would get that.

wrecking-crew
04-06-2009, 08:03 AM
lol that was skid vicious (check the tailgate)

if i see that im gonna steal it for skid

chittybangbang
04-08-2009, 08:51 AM
What can I add other than she loves tofu...really
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_12093995

bullitproofranger
06-16-2009, 10:01 PM
There was couple I have seen, one that said ACE on an el camino, and PRND21 (as in a three speed automatic) on an suv

BigJohn76
06-16-2009, 11:55 PM
on the sploder we have LOSINIT and on the bronco we have LOSNIT2. we wanted LOST IT, but it was already taken.

sbsumerix
06-17-2009, 09:47 AM
i seen an cool one it didnt say anything it was just a tennese license plate but it was all camo with a buck on it

Southern_Trendkill
06-17-2009, 09:52 AM
In town here there is the best one... I really need to get a pic of it. It's on the back of a 02 Civic SI and it says "197 HP" :icon_rofl:

I either want to get just CHANCE on mine or lately I've been thinking FMLYHM but I doubt anyone would get that.

I get it. Pretty funny.:icon_rofl:

irishblessing
06-17-2009, 05:28 PM
In town here there is the best one... I really need to get a pic of it. It's on the back of a 02 Civic SI and it says "197 HP" :icon_rofl:

I either want to get just CHANCE on mine or lately I've been thinking FMLYHM but I doubt anyone would get that.

does it say F*&% my life or does it say family something

Chance
06-17-2009, 11:00 PM
It's the title of a song by Seether... the chorus is F*** me like you hate me...

I don't think it would go over well at my church :icon_twisted:

I think the only way anyone could get that is if they are a seether fan... I don't think its used anywhere else.

stockfornow
06-17-2009, 11:43 PM
saw one on a convertible mustang today that read "FORSUN"

irishblessing
06-18-2009, 03:01 AM
It's the title of a song by Seether... the chorus is F*** me like you hate me...

I don't think it would go over well at my church :icon_twisted:

I think the only way anyone could get that is if they are a seether fan... I don't think its used anywhere else.

yeah i know that song seether is sweet im a seether fan guess i just didnt think of that

triumphrider-1
06-18-2009, 08:39 AM
http://montaraventures.com/pix/morons.jpg

97RangerXLT
06-18-2009, 06:43 PM
My Dad had 10 LIZY on his old ford F150.

I saw in central IL on an early bronco that was all set up for wheeling : NOJEEP. I wish I had my camera for that one.

AJ

Frank The Tank
06-28-2009, 03:00 PM
My stepd-dads is "666 dsl"
my dad's co-workers is "69mywa" it's a 69 chevy custom... old perv

I can't get a custom plate, because I run farm-tags........ they are super cheap, look good, and you get that gross weight.
But one day I will have something cool got trq would have been my diesels
this one will prlly be the MW my nick name at work is Man ***** lol I want something that says marlboro man, but that would be tought to make legible with missing letters.

Frank

aaron_ariens
06-28-2009, 03:17 PM
I want to get one that just says Aaron.

Is that kinda bitchy?

88gt
06-28-2009, 06:21 PM
i worked witha dude at dominoes a while back and he had the other plate that he "lost" whent he virginia dmv made him surrender his plates..it said FUH CUE. he said it took like 4 months for dmv to catch onto what it said!

milje
06-28-2009, 08:46 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/milje/specialolympics.jpg



Available, tempting.....

Frank The Tank
06-28-2009, 09:55 PM
I want to get one that just says Aaron.

Is that kinda bitchy?

At least it's aaron, not some dudes name:icon_thumby:, now that might make you look gay.

Frank

lindsay_elaine
06-28-2009, 10:31 PM
I got stuck behind a Camry in the outermost lane of a busy 4 lane highway doing 45, his plate said "CAREFUL" A few days later I got stuck behind him when he cut me off pulling out of a sidestreet, he swerved onto the wrong side of the road twice before deciding to make a left hand turn without signaling... yeah.

Black'03LevelII
06-29-2009, 02:27 AM
My stepd-dads is "666 dsl"
my dad's co-workers is "69mywa" it's a 69 chevy custom... old perv

I can't get a custom plate, because I run farm-tags........ they are super cheap, look good, and you get that gross weight.
But one day I will have something cool got trq would have been my diesels
this one will prlly be the MW my nick name at work is Man ***** lol I want something that says marlboro man, but that would be tought to make legible with missing letters.

Frank

How about getting Marb man on your plate since most people often refer to Marlboros as "Marbs"? just a thought for ya to ponder.