What CHEVY really stands for...

[harriw]

Ok, I lied - I actually only know a few FORD jokes off the top of my head (figured google would be cheating), but I figured this is a Ford forum and it would be bad taste to put "Ford jokes" in the subject line...

So, I'll start:

FORD - Found on Reservation Dump

FORD - Found on Roadside Dead

FORD - Fix or Repair Daily

Let's hear 'em! I know you guys have plenty of them (CHEVY, MOPAR, bring it on!)

[Mark_88]

Well, there was a forum on this exact topic...

But I have one...

FORD - Famous Orgasmic Rocket Delight

[chvlfrk]

Mostly Old Parts And Rust = MOPAR

Fukin Old Rebuilt Dodge = FORD
Fuk'd On Race Day
First On Race Day
Found On Russian Dump

Poor Old N**ger Thinks Its A Cadillac = PONTIAC

Great Mountain Climber = GMC

Those are what I can remember!:icon_confused:

[baddis]

gmc got a mechanic coming
give me a chain

dodge drops oil drops grease everywhere

[parkrangerjeremy]

GMC- Gay Man Chevy
FORD- For Off Road Driving

[stockfornow]

just empty every pocket=jeep
u r a bus=subaru
fix it again tony=fiat

[TinyBear]

Ford= For Only Real Drivers

Kia= Killed In Action

Dodge= Dies On Day Guaranty Expires

[candyman]

chevrolet=cracked head every valve rattled oil leaks every time

[smallfarm123@aol.com]

BMW - Big Mouth Wife / Brings More Women / Big Money Waste
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
GM - General Maintenance
GMC - Generally Mediocre Cars
JEEP - Just Eats Every Part
PLYMOUTH - Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood
the last one is my favorite

[BDAB]

Ford = F'ing owner's really dumb.

Forever ongoing research & Development (as some of our TTB guru's have proven)

[Nipplechops]

Dodge - Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

Cadillac - Carrying A Dead Italian Lying Lifelessly Amungst Cargo

Jeep - Just Empty Every Pocket

I used to know one for Oldsmobile, but have forgotten it. Can't remember who said it to me either.

[maroon ranger]

FORD- Found On Rocks Dead
PONTIAC- Poor Old ****** Thinks It's A Catilac

[Plum Ranger XLT]

Monday Order Parts And Repair - MOPAR

[Kdawg532]

CHEVY- Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

[cr_the_machinist]

Jeep - Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Chevrolet - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Dodge - Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Toyota - The One You Ought To Avoid
Subaru - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

[candyman]

those are great!!!! never heard any of them!

[human5]

Nissan - Now I'm Stuck, Send Another Nissan
Chevrolet - Car Harmless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Left-over Eighties Technology
Toyota - Take Off Your Over Sized Tires Asshole
Ford - First On Race Day
Honda - How Odd, No Damn Acceleration
Kia - Killed In Assembly

[Potatoflinger]

Chevy - C*** Hasn't Entered V***** Yet.

[3literEarl91]

FIAT- Fix It Again Tony

[irishblessing]

i didnt hear these two
FORD -FINEST OFF ROAD DEVICE
FIRST ON RACE DAY

[rickcdewitt]

it really stands for louis chevrolet,the poor bastard that got voted right out of his luxury brand in favor of cadillac and then had his name pimped out as cheap crap-end history lesson

[oatmealman]

Ford-****er only runs downhill

[stockfornow]

buick= big ugly innocent child killer

[jmg8550]

Mopar-
Move over people are racing
Most often parked at races
My old piece ain't runnin

[doorgunner]

corny but true (just ask the guy who bought your last one when he passes you on the trail)
RANGER=RollinAndNeverGonna Enter Retirement:headbang:

[letsgorace48@aol.com]

F- feeds

O- on

R- rocks

D- Daily

[IamMonsterMan]

I saw this on a bumper sticker website a couple years ago and made sure to memorize it

C/racked
H/eads
E/very
V/alve
R/attles
O/il
L/eaks
E/very
T/ime

[ozzy85]

Oldsmobile , or Olds... Old Ladies Driving Slow.
Pinto... Put In New Transmission Often.
...And if you run Ford backwards... Driver Returns On Foot

[Birdman09]

Ford-****er only runs downhill

dam, thats what i was gonna say. thats my all time favorite ford one. funny because of how many times me or my buddies had to pushstart our fords down hill.

[Funnyman141]

KIA- Keep It Away!, Kick It Again, killer Implosion Awaits

Lotus- Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious

GEO- General Engineering Overlooked

MGB- Might Go Backwards, Most Gears Broken

Mustang- Motor Under Strain Transmisson Almost No Good

:D Hope You like them! :D

[MrE_Powers]

gmc.......gay mans choice.

[HumphreyMurdoch]

How bout Ford backwards,

Driver Returns On Foot

[Toreadorranger]

Built "Ford tough" using other peoples stuff.

[sbsumerix]

we have a decal on the winshield on our jeep that says "built jeep tuff with chevy (its a chevy bowtie) suff" since it has a 350 in it then inside the bowtie it has a ford emblem since it also has a locked 8.8 in the rear

[AllanD]

Mopar-
My Old Piece Ain't Runnin

That's My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'

Jaguar
Just American Garbage Used And Recycled

Hyundai?
Hey, You Understand Nothing is Dependable And Inexpensive?

AD

[DumpsterGuy]

Ford can also be Found On Redneck Driveway. There are a lot of good ones on here. haha

[blackwidow67]

anyone got anyones on mitsubishi

[blackwidow67]

DODGE stands for "Dead Or Dying Gutless Engines"
DODGE NEON stands for "New Engines Often Needed"
MERCEDES stands for "Most Expensive Ridiculous Car Ever Driven by European Snobs"
CHEVY stands for "Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips"
GMC stands for "Gay Man's Cruiser"
OLDS MOBILE stands for "Old Ladies Driving Slowly"
SATURN stands for "Seems Always Totally Unbelievable Repairs Necessary"
FORD stands for "Found On Rubbish Dump"
AUDI stands for "Always Unsafe Designs Implemented"
BMW stands for "Bavarian Manure Wagon"
FERRARI stands for "Found Everywhere Really Rich Annoying Retards Inhabit"
RENAULT stands for "Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash"
HONDA ACCORD stands for "Another Crumpled Car On Road, Dead"
MITSUBISHI stands for "Many Innovations To Suck Unsuspecting Buyers Into Some Hellish Invention"
TOYOTA stands for "The One You Ought To Avoid"
HYUNDAI stands for "Here's Y U Never Drive An Import"
KIA "Koreans Invading America"

[snomaker321]

ford
at least they circled the problem

i always get a kick out of that one

[djhitz]

D.R.O.F.= Driver Returns On Foot
F.O.R.D.= Fast Ornrey Road Demon

[djhitz]

Humphrey had first dibs.

Driver Returns On Foot[/QUOTE]

[88rangerboy]

There's a bunch of good ones on here.

http://www.ford-trucks.com/article/idx/6/015/article/Car_Acronyms.html

[RebelAssaultTruk]

camaro = cant america make a real one?

[floodz]

GMC - Garage Mans Companion

Not an acronym but o well... i believe its someones siggy

"90% of chevys are still on the road, the other 10% actually made it home"

[dirtsquirt]

Ok, I lied - I actually only know a few FORD jokes off the top of my head (figured google would be cheating), but I figured this is a Ford forum and it would be bad taste to put "Ford jokes" in the subject line...

So, I'll start:

FORD - Found on Reservation Dump

FORD - Found on Roadside Dead

FORD - Fix or Repair Daily

Let's hear 'em! I know you guys have plenty of them (CHEVY, MOPAR, bring it on!)


F O R D =====for of road driving!!!