If you could T-Bone any car...

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what would it be? I don't remember if we've had a thread like this before, probably, but oh well. I just thought of this yesterday, when I had the perfect opportunity to just drill this Prius who thought they could fly out in front of me in a roundabout (I guess they forgot they were in a Prius). Fortunately for them, I remembered I was out of spray paint and I didn't want to have to run to the store to buy some more to repaint my front bumper. But anyways, if you could T-Bone any car (and for this scenario, we'll assume it would be there fault and not cause damage to your rig) what would it be?

 

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i would want to t-bone those f'in smart for 2 POS cars just to see how much you can destroy it, they are so tiny the ranger would hit the entire side at one time

 

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Given there is no one present in said vehicle...

Pontiac Aztec, apparewntly, it's an 'SUV'

Can you say prius anyone?

 

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BlackBII said:

Given there is no one present in said vehicle...

Pontiac Aztec, apparewntly, it's an 'SUV'

Can you say prius anyone?

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hahaha

 

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riced out civic

 

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I want to nail one of the smart cars, with a lifted truck so the bumper is right at a-b pillar height. then we will see how smart the driver is when is head breaks the side window and hit my bumper. sorry for the psycho thoughts there, but I have a couple around here that are about as smuge as a prius drivers. and have you guys seen that these things have canvas tops now.

 

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i'd hit anything that has a scion logo on it ..i hate those boxes that they have ..

 

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Ridgeline.

See how tough they are when i plant my 78 F350's 1/4 in steel bumper through there side door.

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I want to t-bone a Ranger with my schoolbus.

 

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A Prius will actually really scoot... if the DRIVER isn't constantly watching their instantaneous mileage display and NOT watching traffic.

I'd love to slam a prius.

If I ever hit the powerball for $100mil plus?
I'll blow $1million on the first 100 people who
slam into some asshole in a prius and total it.

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Any truck with a 4 inch body lift that think its a prerunner

 

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I would much rather blow a car up with a RPG. My first target would be a Buick Rendezvous. They look just like the old ladies that drive them - big ass that hangs out all over and ugly as sin. If you bought one you deserve to lose it to rocket propelled grenade goodness.

 

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Clay_95Ranger said:

Any truck with a 4 inch body lift that think its a prerunner

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Make that a Toyota Prerunner for me. Actually, any Tacoma will do.

 

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Personally I'd like to slam in to any guy I see going down the road doing a wheelie on a motorcycle. Don't get me wrong, I like bikes and I like wheelies, just not on the road where you endanger everyone around you. Yup, I wonder how far the rider would go???

 

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I would go with the guys voting for the Smart for 2... I saw one around here the other day that had a sticker that said "Got 50 MPG?" The only cool Smart for 2 is the ones that people put the 'Busa engines in, and maybe the big 4x4 conversion one.