ramblings of a nervous father


Ozwynn

Ozwynn

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I was just looking at how tall my daughter is and came to the realization, she is all leg. she is going to be tall, hot, and have a pair of legs that don't quit. not yet 7 and she is 51" tall. going to need a bigger shot gun, like maybe a howitzer 8ga double barrel. if one can be found, or a benelli full auto 12ga with a 30 round drum........ yeah thats the ticket, or gun rather.

"so what time will my daughter be home ......." ;)
 
This is the shotgun for you. Full Auto, 12ga

ramblings of a nervous father
 
BDAB, you'll have to learn to trust HER.

It takes two to tango. It's not all the guy's fault.
 
yeah I couldnt imagine being a father of a good looking girl. way to much stress, but yeah get some guns and maybe a few knives and show the future boyfriend your collection. a demonstration of what a 12 ga. slug would do to a pumpkin/thawed turkey would do nicely here.
 
Will said:
She's 7.
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Well, then. I am a pedo. I must have gotten ahead of myself because when I read "she is all leg" I added "al" to leg. "She is all legal". Thus leading me to believe that she is 21. My mistake, sry. I take all that silly stuff back.
 
crawlin91 said:
yeah I couldnt imagine being a father of a good looking girl. way to much stress, but yeah get some guns and maybe a few knives and show the future boyfriend your collection. a demonstration of what a 12 ga. slug would do to a pumpkin/thawed turkey would do nicely here.
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Do that, and your daughter will be devastated as every potential date takes a quick run in the other direction.

Females are not the helpless go-alongs you seem to think they are. Unless you teach that; in that case, it would be YOUR screw up.

Your daughter WILL eventually lose her virginity, and heavy handed BS like this will just make it earlier and in secret.
 
Thia is why I pray that my kids are all boys, but at the same it'd be nice to have a couple girls too...



Man, parenthood can't be easy...
 
It's not always a lot of fun being totally responsible for a bunch of little human beings. Much better to stay single and always keep an eye on the expiration dates on those rubbers in you wallet.
 
Now from an older brothers perspective. There isnt shit that I can say to influence my little sisters actions. The best I can do is lead by example. And from what I can tell, I havent done to bad. Sure my sister has made a few mistakes that she regrets (havent we all) but in the end it has made her a really strong young women that I am very proud of. And luckily, I like to think that it is because of the kind of young man that I am and the example that my father has set for us, she is dating a great guy who I actually like. Hell, I wouldnt mind the two of them ending up together (Im not gonna say marriage, its scary).

Best thing to do is to lead by example.
 
Will said:
It's not always a lot of fun being totally responsible for a bunch of little human beings. Much better to stay single and always keep an eye on the expiration dates on those rubbers in you wallet.
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Take it from a father that has a 4 year old and a 7 year old that both are models. It's going suck for the next...let's say...14 or 15 years...at least.

Damn good thing they got their looks from their Mom and not me...I'd have to hide them in the basement with bags over their heads....;brownbag;
 
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