My traitorous wife


BLOODBANE

BLOODBANE

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I go to work today (taking jr. with me) and leave the girls home to do the housework chores. When I come home around 10;30 no-ones home. I figure she and my daughter are at the grocery store doing the shopping. Me and jr. hang out for a while and I get a phone call. Its my wife wondering where Im at. I ask her "where did you call?" She says she is gonna be right home. I wait. A strange car pulls up into the driveway. Its her. She traded her 94 Limited Explorer in. On a








































Chrsyler Pacifica.
Its an alright car but how the hell am I gonna get 35" TSL on it. Raise a glass for another RBV that has left our lives. Hopefully the new owners will treat her as good as we did:sad::bawling:
 
one word for u, sawzall
 
Most women don't understand.



I'd be PISSED though, if my woman went out and traded one of our vehicles without discussing it with me.
 
that was the purple one right? awwww fawk!
 
:nono:wait until she goes to bed, get get the measurements of the body mount spacing and then go to local boneyard find 4X4 with adequate mount spacing, then send wife away on NICE weekend vacation[without the mopar] telling her that she deserves it . THEN:icon_idea:get your buddies together and go pick-up the donor rig and do a body transplant ;missingteeth;
 
No Paleblue it was her white Explorer. She would never come home if she tried to sell mine.....
 
My wife had to take my B2 to work a few months back--my big Chevy was snowed in and I had to take the kids to school. It was winter, no back window and the side windows don't work because the doors are crushed in. Exhaust fumes suck in the back window when you drive. You have to reach in to open the doors because the outer handles don't work--because the doors are crushed in. The fenders are hacked and have been torn and peeled back leaving nasty edges--one piece sticks out about 6" like a T-Rex tooth. I think she was embarrassed a little.

When she got home she said it was all she could do not to go trade it in. I wouldn't call that trading it in, more like a disposal like when you buy new carpet and they haul out the stinking roll of your old.

I think it's next owner will most likely be using a big magnet to unload it from the trailer.
 
Sorry, and Good luck with the new POS.
 
Pants?

Who wares the pants in THAT family?

Oh, guess that questions been answered...:haha:

Are you by chance wearing a "Hillery testicle lock box"?
 
wow man, sorry to hear.

if and when i'm married, my wife better ask me if she can trade in her vehicle for something hideous.
 
Didnt you post up pics of it before or am i cracked?
 
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