Made an interesting decision tonight

[hoosier1104]

As of 1 Jan 2012, I am going to try to obtain a commission in the USAF Reserve. I need to shed about 20-30 lbs before then and starting last week I have been in the gym 3 times a week lifting and doing cardio. Here goes nothing.

It is going to be different with a butter bar on my collar. 2nd Lt. Carlton has an interesting ring to it.

 

[adsm08]

Well L-T. Go shoot some bad guys.

 

[doorgunner]

Yep.....it's gonna be a hard habit to break......(pointing, instead of doing the work)


I knew some Louie's in Nam that were great leaders....and some that were lazy, arrogant, dangerous piles of feces....just sayin....


Just be sure to treat "your men" like the MEN that they are...

 

[Capt Jay]

In other word, don't just stand around watching your privates. Be good to your privates.

 

[hoosier1104]

I was former enlisted so I would be down for getting dirty with the little guy. Been there, done that and have the stripes to prove it.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

Cool, im proud of u man, its an honor to be your friend.

 

[hoosier1104]

No worries man. I am the same guy, just trying to get a commission.

 

[Insanejughead]

You commie... Wait, shit, I'm using that word in the wrong cents.

Dang it, SENSE, not cents. I can't buy anything with that, not even attention.



I just made something that could be funny, not funny. Damn, I'm a failure.

Do I have to get on the ground and do pushups until the world stops spinning?


"Who's your lieutenant?"
"Hoosier."
"I'm not asking about my lieutenant, I'm asking who's yours?"
"It's Hoosier."
"What the hell? Are you a grammar nazi? I'll kick you into East Berlin if you don't answer me right this instant!"
"... Hoosier"
*PUNT*

 

[Ryannn]

"Who's your lieutenant?"
"Hoosier."
"I'm not asking about my lieutenant, I'm asking who's yours?"
"It's Hoosier."
"What the hell? Are you a grammar nazi? I'll kick you into East Berlin if you don't answer me right this instant!"
"... Hoosier"
*PUNT*

rep

 

[doorgunner]

Yep.....it's gonna be a hard habit to break......(pointing, instead of doing the work) I knew some Louie's in Nam that were great leaders....and some that were lazy, arrogant, dangerous piles of feces....just sayin.... Just be sure to treat "your men" like the MEN that they are...

In other word, don't just stand around watching your privates. Be good to your privates.

Nice try Capt Jay...but you confused men with "Boys"...this is Eggzakly what I'm talking about!

I was former enlisted so I would be down for getting dirty with the little guy. Been there, done that and have the stripes to prove it.

AAAAAAmen...which reminds me....Jesus got stripes too (no-o-o-o-o...not Hey-soos or Capt Jay/inside joke)

No worries man. I am the same guy, just trying to get a commission.

Hey...don't be embarrased for trying to improve your life...now, if you wanted to become a politician, I'd have to kick your sorry...oops!

You commie... Wait, shit, I'm using that word in the wrong cents. Dang it, SENSE, not cents. I can't buy anything with that, not even attention. I just made something that could be funny, not funny. Damn, I'm a failure. Do I have to get on the ground and do pushups until the world stops spinning?
"Who's your lieutenant?"
"Hoosier."
"I'm not asking about my lieutenant, I'm asking who's yours?"
"It's Hoosier."
"What the hell? Are you a grammar nazi? I'll kick you into East Berlin if you don't answer me right this instant!"
"... Hoosier"
*PUNT*

WHAT!? I've been mentally cloned!!!.....(only...now, I'm younger/smarter/better lookin/probably got a longer...list of accomplishments also)

 

[Mac]

Well congrats! This kind of mean you aren't moving over seas?
Dave of the Nord

 

[hoosier1104]

That is still a possibility.

 

[adsm08]

AAAAAAmen...which reminds me....Jesus got stripes too (no-o-o-o-o...not Hey-soos or Capt Jay/inside joke)

And he made Capt too.

 

[Insanejughead]

WHAT!? I've been mentally cloned!!!.....(only...now, I'm younger/smarter/better lookin/probably got a longer...list of accomplishments also)

Well, there aren't any girls who can vouch for any one of those comparisons...


However, I am the original Insane one on this site. Hahahaha!

 

[hoosier1104]

A little update is in order:

Spoke with the recruiter last night, all my tattoos meet the AFI standards. Need to shed a min of 30 lbs.

I miss serving my country and all the bs that goes with being in the military.