Just here for the free coffee and donuts.

[Curious Hound]

I farted....on the donuts.

That's rude.

 

[Grumpaw]

Uh, excuse me, @racsan. We seem to be out of donuts and people are getting restless.

YES, we the people are getting restless. The constant promises of "the donuts are coming", but those promises go unfulfilled. Just as always, the upper levels of the group get the "cream filled donuts" while the lower, common member gets just crumbs.
That is just typical of those in charge..."donuts to me first", and just keep promising donuts to the masses. But what do we get...lousy saltines, if we're lucky, while they get eclairs.
I definitely feel a "deep state" conspiracy here.
What's next ? Asking for donations with the promise of buying us donuts, while secretly using that money to cover your own "donut eating habits" and paying off your "donut debts "?

 

[Curious Hound]

I'm sorry. What's your point?

 

[Grumpaw]

I WANT THAT DONUT !!!!

 

[Snoranger]

YES, we the people are getting restless. The constant promises of "the donuts are coming", but those promises go unfulfilled. Just as always, the upper levels of the group get the "cream filled donuts" while the lower, common member gets just crumbs.
That is just typical of those in charge..."donuts to me first", and just keep promising donuts to the masses. But what do we get...lousy saltines, if we're lucky, while they get eclairs.
I definitely feel a "deep state" conspiracy here.
What's next ? Asking for donations with the promise of buying us donuts, while secretly using that money to cover your own "donut eating habits" and paying off your "donut debts "?

I alway share the donuts... unless there’s only 1 left, than it’s “me first”.

 

[Dirtman]

Donuts make you fat....

 

[Grumpaw]

I alway share the donuts... unless there’s only 1 left, than it’s “me first”.

AH HA !!! Therein lies the problem. You, as one of the "elite" are willing to share when there is a bountiful harvest of donuts.
But, when it get's down to the last one, you, as an "elite" should show your gratitude to us, the masses, and give that last donut to the poor, the needy, those deserving of the last donut.
But, instead, you keep it for yourself, with no thoughts of sharing, or even giving to those of us who are less fortunate.
This is a black day for TRS, when the true colors of the "upper elite donut hoarders" came out into the public view. This dark time will go down in the annals, or is it the anus of history as "the
great donut debacle"

 

[Roert42]

 

[Dirtman]

Coffee tastes like cat farts.

 

[Snoranger]

AH HA !!! Therein lies the problem. You, as one of the "elite" are willing to share when there is a bountiful harvest of donuts.
But, when it get's down to the last one, you, as an "elite" should show your gratitude to us, the masses, and give that last donut to the poor, the needy, those deserving of the last donut.
But, instead, you keep it for yourself, with no thoughts of sharing, or even giving to those of us who are less fortunate.
This is a black day for TRS, when the true colors of the "upper elite donut hoarders" came out into the public view. This dark time will go down in the annals, or is it the anus of history as "the
great donut debacle"

The last donut has always been and will always be first come, first serve. (Unless someone hasn’t gotten one yet, than it acceptable to save it for them.) Isn’t that the universal donut law?

 

[Roert42]

Fixed it.

 

[Grumpaw]

Wife is going shopping this afternoon. Told her to pick up some donuts. Any of you "common people" who happen to be in the area, come on over...free donuts and coffee.

New Slogan...."Donuts for the Common Man"

 

[Snoranger]

Wife is going shopping this afternoon. Told her to pick up some donuts. Any of you "common people" who happen to be in the area, come on over...free donuts and coffee.

New Slogan...."Donuts for the Common Man"

Fine... Us elite will be having doughnuts.

 

[rumblecloud]

And all the poor guy did was mention the Jonas Brothers and donuts

 

[Curious Hound]

Coffee tastes like cat farts.

How do you know what cat farts taste like? How many have you tasted?