Feelings hurt at OCB!over 45 read at own risk-VERY GRAPHIC!

[--weezl--]

you frair at engrish!

 

[gjm4l]

awww you two are so cute! Lima you heading to canada for some french fries and gravy yet? Don't feel bad about the chrome dome. Had a buddy who had the chromer before he was 18, poor guy. At least he had an unbumpy head so he pulled the Mr. Clean look off.... Sorta

 

[straycat]

So I had missed lunch and I had a few bucks in my pocket and decided to grace OLD COUNTRY BUFFET with my presence this afternoon.Well I stepped up to the register and said "1 please" "and a drink" .Having looked at the reader board earlier I saw lunch $7.49 drink $1.49 ,that was fine I had my CASH IN HAND! And I will NEVER FORGET THIS - SHE SAID $7.09 please! "But I got the drink", I PROTESTED! (Sadly,I knew where this was going) In the most condescending YOUTHFULLY EXUBERANT TONE she replies "Oh YES SIR! I gave you the.....wait for it...SENIOR DISCOUNT that includes the drink My FRIEND went into hysterics..I told my him to get F..ed pretty loud. Good thing I can get DEPENDS home delivered!

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Don't worry. When I was 14 I was 6'2'' and had a nice mustache and dark brown beard stubble. All my buddies got me to buy them booze and those nasty naked girl mags. Nobody checked ID then and I bought people smokes for them. I don't drink or smoke but a buddy with a sad look in his eye makes me think of sad puppies and kittens........lol