ok well now I don't feel quite as retarded for not being able to get it in.
I want to find the guy that came up with this clutch hydraulic system design, and tie him to a tree, naked, labeled with a sign that says "I designed the Ford Ranger internal slave system", and let all my fellow RBV owners take care of the rest.
From the slave that requires transmission removal for service, to the master cylinder that's oriented in such a way that it traps air bubbles at the end opposite the line, and that is impossible to R&R after the rod is permanently attached...I just don't see how this could have been done with anything other than complete idiocy or deep rooted malice.