Chuck norris jokes

[93Ranger4x4]

Jean-Claude Van Dame had a dream he was beating chuck norris up but was awoken with a round house kick to the face....

 

[Mark_88]

Chuck can climb a down escalator backwards and still get to the top before Jean Claude Van Dame does using the up escalator...

 

[rngrdngr]

Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet, the water gets chucked.

Night happens every time Chuck Norris looks at the sun.

How did a giraffe get created? Chuck Norris got pissed off by a horse and gave it a ****n uppercut.

It wasn't a falling star it was Chuck Norris giving a round house kick to smokey the bear.

tsunamis start every time Chuck Norris farts under water.

Chuck Norris can make a freight train take a dirt road.

Chuck Norris can make an elephant clime a palm tree.

 

[smith630]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his bread. He has another fist.