will I think you just wrote a check that your @$$ can't cash
I really don't know what you are talking about. Are you going to kick my ass? Usually when you write a check your ass can't cash, that means you are going to come up short in some fashion. Have I come up short here and now you are going to beat the shit out of me? I thought I was just posting in a forum, but if it's more than that, let me know. I will inquire into the condition of my ass and see what the withdraw limit is. I think, though, that after 31 years of weight lifting and 10 years in the Marine Corps my ass might be able to honor any check my mouth might draft--and I am careful not to provoke people that look like they can kick my ass. I have never confronted Robert Mathis and offered him an ass whipping, for instance. I haven't been to ninja school, regrettably, but its on my to-do list. If you are going to ninja me, at least give me the courtesy of attending Master Ko's Ninja School. Otherwise...what?
I don't really care about the weights, but my Cat ticket for my B2 with a 4.0, D35/8.8 and a winch is 4,200#. I've cut up a lot of RBVs and there isn't a lot in them. 5,400# is a whole lot for a Ranger. The fact that there is 2,000# in the F250 isn't obvious, but that's not a lot of weight for an F250--I'll give you that. The trailer doesn't look like 2,500#, but it's not a lot more than I thought it would be. Okay.
It's no big deal.
I wasn't in any competition here. My trailer is an 18,000# gvwr 3-axle gooseneck and weighs 6,000# empty. I'll be more than happy to drop it onto the ball in anyones Ranger bed and see how you do.