What else could possibly break this week?

[ragajungle]

The U-Joint on the B2 is clunking..
The Malibu is ready for JUNKING
It's transmission has really been thunking

My GF's Merc Tracer Fuel Pump took a shit
Now my paychecks really gonna be takin a hit

A pipe in the basement under the sink is leaking
The next inspection and the landlords gonna be freaking

My DELL laptop for work crashed
What makes it so bad is that my Toshiba is totally cashed

I lost all my porn
I lost all my porn
......................
I lost all my porn

MY only pair of work shoes have holes in the soles
I walked through a puddle, soaked my feet, made me reek
Now everyone at work avoids me like a freak

The icing on the cake is that it's only Tuesday night
GF on the rag and probably gonna put up a fight
Tampons
Tampax
Ibuprofen OH MY!

I gotta make til Friday night and keep my feet dry

My f*cking head is really aching!
What else could possibly be breaking?



Is there enough Duct Tape or Glue
To fix all this broken sh*t I haven't a clue

elbow grease and therapy .... maybe
but by the time that kicks in I'm sure the dog'll have rabies



(All based on actual events this week...all 2 days so far)

 

[yodaman1151]

on the bright side, it made a very nice poem!

 

[koda6966]

Sucks man.

 

[necessaryevil]

it least the truck still starts.

 

[low_five]

El nino.

 

[Hopman]

It takes the crappy weeks to make you appeciate the good ones better.

It's Wednesday. Things hopefully WILL turn around!

 

[robertc1024]

Sounds like last week for me
Daughter wrecks car.
Freezer (full) went out.
In-law's AC broke.
Got a flat on the truck.
Equipment broke all around me at work.
Got an unexpected $1400 bill for homeowner's insurance.

At least, this week's going better. I hope your's does too.

 

[hoosier1104]

Something always positive comes from something shitty. You just have to sift a little.

 

[ragajungle]

Welp the fuel pump is fixed and the ragging is over (but is it really ever over hehe). I should be getting a sending unit for the bronco II and tomorrow is FRIDAY!!!!!!!

 

[fordtrucknut77]

i feel your pain guys my stress level has been off the chart due to well basically allll of the above mentioned things going on this week. and NO mud to play in