Started to go about bringing some softner salt in to the house, its in the garage in front of my escape, went to move it and battery was dead, dead enough that the “key-in” dinger was not, back hatch release wouldn’t work so I couldn’t get to my jump box easily, finally did get it out and its battery was low. Got enough of a charge in it to get it out of park & roll it backwards. I did happen to have a extra battery from the hhr that I got rid of a year ago, got lucky & terminal posts were on the correct sides. Checked the old battery later & load tested at only 8 volts, 2020 napa battery. Gave me no warning. Works one day, next it was dead.
I just had the same darn thing with my F250 7.3. I finally got to the point on the to do list to find out why I lost vacuum to the Hvac, and I went out and it wouldn’t open off the remote, no power locks, no dome light. I checked the batteries, and they read 0.0. They’re 4 years old. I’m pretty sure the batteries are OK and it’s the trickle charger that died. I’ve used them for years, and they quit out of the blue, and you can’t tell by looking at them.
I don’t think I’ve driven the truck in 30 or 40 days, maybe more. I’m pretty religious on all my vehicles about using one of the Chinese six amp float charger/maintainers, and I had one on it. I put the smart charger on it and it wouldn’t even read that it was connected to the battery, it kept saying connect the clamps.
So I took out the dinosaur battery charger, and I put that on, on a 12 V/12 amp setting. I believe the batteries will come back to life. I’ve used the dinosaur charger before to get some charge into the battery, and then I swap to the smart charger and it will bring it up safely and level it out. Unfortunately, it usually takes two or three days. Unlike a lot of you guys, I don’t have to rely on the truck for transportation, nor do we have the real cold weather, so starting is a little more forgiving, if the batteries halfway decent.
On a different note, I finally put the distributor in the 88 Town Car. Isn’t it a great feeling when you turn the key on whatever and it actually starts? I have a few other much more minor things to do to that car, but it will be on the road this week. Actually, it’s the first time that cars been out of service for more than a few days since I got it in 2014. And when was the last time you looked under the hood of a 1988 vehicle, and the spark resistance shower cap was still on top of the distributor?
And one thing I had completely forgotten was that these two town cars got a few performance upgrades at the dealership, kind of like a Yemk Camaro, but it’s still an old fart car. All you guys and the literature said steel gear on the distributor, but I got it with 12,000 miles and it had a bronze gear that had nowhere on it whatsoever. I didn’t wanna go the cost of a replacement, talk to the dealer and another guy who does nothing but these older forwards, and they said if I had bronze and I knew the history, to go with the cast iron. So that’s what I did. I’ll be amazed if I put another 5000 miles on it before they liquidate it from my estate…
I have trickle chargers on the other Town Car and on the 78 Mark V. I’m going to put the smart charger on both of them overnight to clean up the charge and crank them in the morning in preparation for moving them out of the hole so I can clean them up and use them. I’ve been cranking them every two or three months and letting them warm up, but I haven’t driven those two on the road in over a year. I know that one of the town cars is going to go pretty soon. Probably the Mark V also, but I hate to sell that one.
I’m sure you know the situation. I have three Lincoln and three Ford trucks. I have start, stop, lights, instruments, windows go up and down, wipers, etc. Sounds good, huh? Unfortunately, all those features are kind of evenly spread out across the six vehicles, but I’m getting closer….