You want weights, I gots weights for ya:
Lil Red
'99 Ranger 4x2 RCSB, 4.0 Auto, A/C, Splash, bedliner, Tonneau, Milwakee toolbox (3/8" sockets and 18v impact) and me: 970kg front, 730kg rear (or 3,750lbs total or a little under 3,400lbs empty)
Zoom Zoom
'08 B4000 4x4 SCSB, 4.0/Auto, A/C, cap, me and youngest: 1,170kg front, 910kg rear (or 4,585 lb total or right around 4,000lbs empty)
'08 B4000 4x4 SCSB, 4.0/Auto, A/C, winter wheels in box, 3/8" and 1/2" toolboxes, hydraulic jack, 5th wheel TravelAir W186 and me: 1,230kg front, 1230kg rear, 1,270kg trailer axle (5,425lbs truck/2,800lbs trailer/8,225lb combined) <Should have put the tires in the trailer, truck was a little overweight - the 4 wheels scale out to over 250lbs, pin weight of 5th wheel is about 640lbs for reference>.
Butterfly
'98 Ranger 4x2 RCSB, 3.0 manual, Splash, bedliner and me: 850kg front, 630kg rear (or 3,260lbs total or a little under 3,000lbs empty)
Squirrel
'99 Ranger 4x4 SCSB, 4.0 Auto, A/C, Superlift me, and missus: 1,220kg front, 850kg rear (or 4,560lbs )
'99 Ranger 4x4 SCSB, 4.0 Auto, A/C, Superlift, Adventurer 76r camper, 3/8" and 1/2" toolboxes, me, and missus: 1,230kg front, 1500kg rear (or 6,020lbs total). <Overloaded more than I was comfortable with>.