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Just raped him!!!!!!!!

You guys are nutz. This has got me lauging and couging my ass off! Thanks for making my night. Wifey came home with some throat coat tea that is really helping along with a splash of isle of jura wiskey hot and two spoonfulls of organic honey . Off to bed with me.
 


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Right on man, take two of those and call someone else in the morning. Hope you get to feeling better bro, take care of yourself!!:icon_thumby:
 

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ill take em all off your hands. free of charge too!
Thanks for the offer but I'll have to pass. They are all paid for and like women... it's cheaper to keep them.
 

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Thanks for the offer but I'll have to pass. They are all paid for and like women... it's cheaper to keep them.
So.............GoodOld.......how many wives you think UF has?????????

Get well Bro......................................and go easy on the honey....too much will make you feel worse (tried it....had to down-grade to 1 teaspoon-fukk.......errrrr....FULL)
 

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I'd leave the orgasmic honey alone for a few days till you get better...

But, if you're still coughing up lungs...try this...it worked for me...still does, actually...

Put a slab of Vics Vapo Rub on the soles of both feet before you go to sleep...you will stop coughing when you lay down...almost works instantly, but it may have a bit of lag time if your orgasmic honey is naked...
 

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Just raped him!!!!!!!!

You guys are nutz. This has got me lauging and couging my ass off! Thanks for making my night. Wifey came home with some throat coat tea that is really helping along with a splash of isle of jura wiskey hot and two spoonfulls of organic honey . Off to bed with me.
That was my grandmother's (born in 1898) magic cough syrup. Sometimes, the oldies are the goodies. Hope you feel better.
 

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That was my grandmother's (born in 1898) magic cough syrup. Sometimes, the oldies are the goodies. Hope you feel better.
My grandmothers/1910.....shot of warm whiskey/1 spoonful of honey/10 drops of fresh lemon juice/stir well/drink/put socks on/go to bed.....:headbang:
 

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My wife makes this tea with 1/2 squeezed lemon, about 1 teaspoon of cayenne pepper and some grated ginger. Works amazing at clearing you out.
 

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I'll bet it does......but.......which end ????????????????????


:icon_rofl: Both I think. That cayenne burns everything out both ways. lol As well as making you sweat it out while you're at it. I should add that it's all mixed in boiling water. lol.
 

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my wife makes...
ohh, wait i dont have a wife. but my granny and mommy give me some honey with lemmon and thas pretty much enough to kick the disease out of me.
keep in mind that being a tropical jungle im kinda inmune to your bitchy flu :thefinger:
 

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my wife makes...
Blow-up dolls have pharmacology skills?

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Sorry, Pancho. :icon_cheers:

I had some stuff a former boss gave me, have no idea what was in it, but it kicked righteous ass. I know part of it was rock and rye. The rest, pure voodoo, knowing Tim...
 

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Blow-up dolls have pharmacology skills?

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Sorry, Pancho. :icon_cheers:

I had some stuff a former boss gave me, have no idea what was in it, but it kicked righteous ass. I know part of it was rock and rye. The rest, pure voodoo, knowing Tim...
:icon_rofl: :icon_rofl:
at least u know whats on it if after drinking it u feel the urge to start looking for him and feel fatally attracted to him :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_twisted:
 

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