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The twisted thing is WHY I'm having a happy fourth
On my way to grab a couple bags of ice and some milk,
some total a-hole cut me off, the when he got in a left turn lane and I was passing in ghe center lane he whipped into my lane again cutting me off and made me spill my coffee.
at this point I'm mildly perturbed
then another mile up the road at the turnoff to a township "summer fair" this guy doesn't line up on the shoulder to turn off with all the other people, "he's special" so he blocks both lanes until some pussy lets him in...
At this point I'm getting a bit "hot", so I go past the turnoff turn the next corner and sit on the hill overlooking the parking lot to see where he parks as a plan formulates in my mind...
well he and his family disembark from their SUV and I marked the location in my mind and I drive up the road to a gas station with a convenience store that I know has a somewhat interesting collection of bumper stickers... And I spend $2 each on two bumper stickers a round "Dead Head" sticker and one of those blue and white "Bad Cop, No Donut" stickers then I drive back, walk into the parking
lot and apply them to his vehicle....
Funny thing was one of the people guiding cars into the field where everyone was parking asked me where I was going when I walked in and I honestly told him what I was doing, he actually talked to the A-hole and thought what I was doing was a WONDERFUL idea and as he was going to be working security until Midnight (hours after the fireworks) promised that when THAT guy left he'd call the cops with the license number and report him as being a possible drunk driver...
IT's a pity I wasn't going to be around when the State Police were ripping the seats out of his SUV and giving him
his free professional cavity search.
Life is good.
AD
On my way to grab a couple bags of ice and some milk,
some total a-hole cut me off, the when he got in a left turn lane and I was passing in ghe center lane he whipped into my lane again cutting me off and made me spill my coffee.
at this point I'm mildly perturbed
then another mile up the road at the turnoff to a township "summer fair" this guy doesn't line up on the shoulder to turn off with all the other people, "he's special" so he blocks both lanes until some pussy lets him in...
At this point I'm getting a bit "hot", so I go past the turnoff turn the next corner and sit on the hill overlooking the parking lot to see where he parks as a plan formulates in my mind...
well he and his family disembark from their SUV and I marked the location in my mind and I drive up the road to a gas station with a convenience store that I know has a somewhat interesting collection of bumper stickers... And I spend $2 each on two bumper stickers a round "Dead Head" sticker and one of those blue and white "Bad Cop, No Donut" stickers then I drive back, walk into the parking
lot and apply them to his vehicle....
Funny thing was one of the people guiding cars into the field where everyone was parking asked me where I was going when I walked in and I honestly told him what I was doing, he actually talked to the A-hole and thought what I was doing was a WONDERFUL idea and as he was going to be working security until Midnight (hours after the fireworks) promised that when THAT guy left he'd call the cops with the license number and report him as being a possible drunk driver...
IT's a pity I wasn't going to be around when the State Police were ripping the seats out of his SUV and giving him
his free professional cavity search.
Life is good.
AD
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