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The twisted thing is WHY I'm having a happy fourth

On my way to grab a couple bags of ice and some milk,
some total a-hole cut me off, the when he got in a left turn lane and I was passing in ghe center lane he whipped into my lane again cutting me off and made me spill my coffee.

at this point I'm mildly perturbed

then another mile up the road at the turnoff to a township "summer fair" this guy doesn't line up on the shoulder to turn off with all the other people, "he's special" so he blocks both lanes until some pussy lets him in...

At this point I'm getting a bit "hot", so I go past the turnoff turn the next corner and sit on the hill overlooking the parking lot to see where he parks as a plan formulates in my mind...

well he and his family disembark from their SUV and I marked the location in my mind and I drive up the road to a gas station with a convenience store that I know has a somewhat interesting collection of bumper stickers... And I spend $2 each on two bumper stickers a round "Dead Head" sticker and one of those blue and white "Bad Cop, No Donut" stickers then I drive back, walk into the parking
lot and apply them to his vehicle....

Funny thing was one of the people guiding cars into the field where everyone was parking asked me where I was going when I walked in and I honestly told him what I was doing, he actually talked to the A-hole and thought what I was doing was a WONDERFUL idea and as he was going to be working security until Midnight (hours after the fireworks) promised that when THAT guy left he'd call the cops with the license number and report him as being a possible drunk driver...

IT's a pity I wasn't going to be around when the State Police were ripping the seats out of his SUV and giving him
his free professional cavity search.

Life is good.

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Don't you love it when you can be the instrument of payback to some idiot that needs it?

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Im all for eye for an eye, but calling and filing a false police report is just stupid and also illegal. I got cut off by some stupid 40 something cooter in traffic and got into a screaming match with her. She got out of her car and alked around my truck got my plate number then called the god damn cops and said I was waving a gun around threating to shoot her and her kids. None of which I said or did. Try telling that to the cops while they tear your truck apart on the side of the road looking for a gun.
 

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Im all for eye for an eye, but calling and filing a false police report is just stupid and also illegal. I got cut off by some stupid 40 something cooter in traffic and got into a screaming match with her. She got out of her car and alked around my truck got my plate number then called the god damn cops and said I was waving a gun around threating to shoot her and her kids. None of which I said or did. Try telling that to the cops while they tear your truck apart on the side of the road looking for a gun.
Calling in a POSSIBLE drunk driver is not filing a false police report nor it is illiegal. Besides Allan said the guy working the parking lot security said HE would do it (was not asked to by Allan, therefore he doesn't know if he did or not. Allan was hoping that the a-hole who was driving like a jackoff would get what he explained.
If the lady got out of her vehicle then you should have got out of yours and got her plate. There is your eye for and eye right there. It would have been benefiscal for you to ask about the lady and file a complaint against her as she was the one who filed the "False Police Report" by actually calling and telling them that you had something you didn't.
 
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Congratulations on the joyous event!
Actually....the reason why these IDIOTS continue to be ********** on the highway is because very few people are willing to point out their STUPIEDITY TO THEM.

Reminds me of the time that the guy ahead of me ran 6 stop signs causing others to have to swerve or jam on their brakes to avoid a wreck. When the guy pulled into his driveway, the doorgunner in me took over...I asked him why did he think he had the right to disobey the traffic laws....
He pointed to his Mercedes and said "It's obvious by what I am driving that my time is more valuable than theirs".

(He was the owner of the Company that I worked for....)

I quit the following week--it was "obvious to me that I didn't need his money that badly--let him run the factory with all that time that he saved".

(of course, my wife didn't share that conclusion ;missingteeth; )
 
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I set up a situation and provided a few weights to the see-saw to push the "tipping point"
to where things would fall the way I wanted.

I was not the only person annoyed at this jackass (a guy incidentially) as the security/parking
guy wanted to club him like a baby seal while his family watched, but managed to increase his
own stress level by refraining....

His calling in a possible drunk driver plus the idiots clear attitude and the bumper stickers I added
to the whole thing was intended to set up an unpleasant evening.

No matter how random the state police and township police are about running their holiday sobriety
checkpoints I've NEVER seen a vehicle with either a deadhead OR a "bad Cop, no donut" bumper
sticker passed through a checkpoint.

In fact I can't recall seeing a vehicle with a dead head sticker not being
nearly disassembled at such a checkpoint.

And frankly when I meet someone with a flaming type-A personality I PRESUME
that their assholiness is "Chemically enhanced" by some means.

Frankly I'm almost willing to bet my truck on the idea that if the police
stop this prick and search the vehicle that they won't find pot,
but finding some "Bolivian marching powder"...

I've never seen a meth head driving a Porsche Cayenne
I've never met a porsche owner that didn't make me suspect cocaine use.

I know a couple of cops that actually giggled and nodded in agreement when I've
made either of those statements.
 
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i like it.
 

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Getting even is always fun. Now the next person that decides they want to cut me off, a little cheap justice is in ordered. Hopefully it is a Donk on 26's.




This ass hole destroyed an American classic!
 
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Not to be mean, but of they can jack thier vehicles up like that, I would assume they could at least apply that to their pants.

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Not to be mean, but of they can jack thier vehicles up like that, I would assume they could at least apply that to their pants.

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Dat would be a whole nother thread .....now back to the regularly scheduled program ;missingteeth;


by the way Allan D.........you da man!
 

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You know what I call that? Karma. It's a bitch.

 

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AllenD actually handled it quite well. I was on my bike, riding down the raod the other day when I watched an obviously lost woman cut the same guy off three times. She finally pulled into a parking lot, and he proceeded to follow her to a parking spot, park behind her so she couldn't leave, get out and scream at her and pound on her car. I called the police, and they arrived right after he punched her drivers side window out.

Bumer stickers was the way to go.
 

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I like to think of myself as an instrument of Karma

But if I caught someone putting a dead head sticker on my truck
I'd place their body somewhere that the crows would pick their
bones bare...



















Sometime l-o-n-g after the crows plucked out their eyes while they were still alive.
 

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Not to be mean, but of they can jack thier vehicles up like that, I would assume they could at least apply that to their pants.

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i couldn't agree more.
 


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