I love it when all people can use is acronyms!

[RangerRyan]

I swear every time I get in an argument with someone about fords, all they can come back with is acronyms for ford. Am I the only one that gets a little annoyed at this! I mean don't get me wrong I don't have anything against chevy or dodges. I'll never willingly drive one but yeah.

 

[dankhimself]

Its annoying. It's obviously jealousy when you don't trash their vehicle and they relentlessly trash yours, and not even just your vehicle, the whole brand! I tell so many people they have nice trucks and stuff, then they go on to say "found on road dead" and "driver returns on foot". KISS MY ASS!! They always eat their words when I wont help them fix their junk, plus most of the time im the only person on the trail who has tools, and i rarely need them! I get shit for my KTM atv all of the time, but only till we take off.

 

[Junkyardexpress]

DripsOilDropsGreaseEverywere

 

[det107]

First
On
Race
Day

 

[cody93]

MostlyOldPartsAndRust

 

[RangerBoy94]

Dude
On
Dude
Gay
Entertainment

 

[The Mud Addict]

Dead
Or
Dying
Gear
Eater

 

[Rolled Ranger]

Since my ranger became my daily about two months ago I have heard the "At least they circled their problem" about 50 times from the guys at work.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

NowImStuckSendAnotherNissan
Chevrolet: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
GM: General Mistake
GMC: Garage Man's Companion
GMC: Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC: Get More Chicks
GMC: Got More Crap
GMC: Grungy Merchandise
GMC: Got Mechanic Coming

BOW TIE: Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines

 

[shane96ranger]

Driving O neD oesn'tG etExciting

My O ld Pig Ain't Runnin'

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

Break My Windows

Frequently Out Running Dodges

Poor Old Nicaraguan Thinks It's A Cadillac

Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles On Long Extended Trips (close to RSH's)

 

[06RangerXLT]

Since my ranger became my daily about two months ago I have heard the "At least they circled their problem" about 50 times from the guys at work.

its too bad its an oval. musta missed kindergarden, where they also spoke of how to avoid non ford brands.

last person that called my truck a found on road dead, i left so he could walk 5 miles home to call a tow truck cus his dodge broke down.

 

[Original_Ranger84]

Yeah I hear that stuff all the time... It's gotten to the point where I just have to give them "the look" and they realize I fix their stuff, pull them out, and overall have a nicer vehicle then them and they retract previous statments.

I like:
Found Off Road Daily
Gay Mans Chevy

 

[BLOODBANE]

Try showing up to a trail run in an Explorer. Not only is it a FORD, BUT, its an Explorer to boot. I get a lot of guff(crap) until the end of the trail (I usually run tail gunner). My Explorer is built well, and it performs well. Just make the people calling your truck different things eat their words. Thats the best revenge.

 

[Mr 85Ranger]

I don't generally bash on other peoples cars and trucks but after awhile I get tired of hearing them bash on mine. So I start returning there acronyms with some of mine. Whether its Ford, Chevy, Dodge or whatever they ALL have their up's and down's. I own ford's chevy's pontiac's and a GMC but none live up to my Ranger and Powerstroke

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cant Have Every Vehicle Race On Last Every Time
Can hear every valve rattle, oil leaks every time
Check Heads Every Valve Rattles Or Leaks Every Time
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattling Oil Leaking Everywhere Truck

CHEVY
Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
Crap Hasn't Evolved Yet

DODGE
Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
Doesn't only die, gets eaten
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Design Of Diabolical German Engineer
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere
Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
Darned Old Dirty Greasy Engine
Don't Our Dealers Gouge Everyone

GM
Government Motors
General Maintenance
General Mistakes
Generally Malfunctions
General Misery
Great Mess
General Malpractice

GMC
God's Mechanical Curse
Getting Mostly Crap
GM Made Crap
Generally Makes Clouds
Garage Man's Companion
Generic Motors Corporation
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Greatest Mistake Created
Great Mountain of Crap
Greasy Messy Contraption
Gay Man's Chevy
Generically Made Chevrolet
Gimme My Checkbook!
Get More Cash!

MOPAR
Match Old Parts As Required
Most Often Parked At Roadside
Move Over, Power Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'
Move Over People Are Racing
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Motor On Pavement After Race
Moments Of Power Are Rare

 

[dankhimself]

Someones got Found Off Road Dominating in their sig somewhere i saw too. insults are foolish offroad. everyones trying to make due with what they have/can afford. most people with fresh wheelers off of the factory floor tend to think they dont need to maintain them as much as we do, hence the acronyms. then they blow a joint or something, and we