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I found out my Ranger is a girl truck.


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Well, I've come to an epiphany that my Ranger is indeed a girl. It pleases me, makes me happy to be around, gone places with it, and every month or so, it's check engine light pops up for about a week. She makes me happy most of the time but sometimes she makes me afraid, but I love her all the same, so henceforth, my '98 Ranger Super XLT shall be named Jill. Welcome to the family Jill!
 


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Hee hee... good one. You didn't mention the occasional fight where you end up in the local pub to wash away your sorrows... or you cheated on her and drove a different ranger and she wouldn't crank the next morning.
 

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Haha she's flippin a b!tch because I brought her all the way out to Picture Rocks just so I could find my new Mitsubishi and then carried it's manual in her. Now her check engine light is on...
 

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Guys have guy trucks or cars and girls have girl trucks or cars. It has been that way for almost ever!!! lol. I call my stuff 'good boy,,,,way to go boy'. lol
 

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yeah i really dont know if a guy truck should be a buddy and a girls truck her girlyfriend.

we should set it out with a poll.
 

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They are all girls. You're more likely to hear someone say "She goes through that there mud purdy good!!" than the other way around. A friend of mine named his Toyota Jake, but then it committed suicide.
 

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Usually girls. Between my and my friends we've had Betty, Sheala, Gertrude, Berma, Alice, and Cynthia. That ranges from a jeep cherokee sport to a ranger to a rusted out dodge dynasty...

The only unisex car anyone ive know to have was my buddies $50 1989 buick lesabre, which we dubbed "Gettysburg"
 

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yeah i really dont know if a guy truck should be a buddy and a girls truck her girlyfriend.

we should set it out with a poll.


SO-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o.......now i know how the OTHER thread got started......
 

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Whether or not men should have boy trucks and cars or girls should have girl trucks or cars, my Ranger is a girl.
 

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My Friend With a Dodge Diesel Dually has those truck nutz hanging from the reciever hitch. My little Ranger has a leather pouch hanging there:D
 

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Well, bags are usually plastic, but he said pouch, so I'm thinking more of a sack.
 

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