15 years in four dealerships. I have worked with one crooked individual, and as soon as he was caught he was fired. So no, I do not accept that "generally dealers are scumbags" nor "they've certainly earned the nickname 'stealership'".
You and your ilk perpetuate a biased story against an entire group based off a handful of bad experiences with what is likely even fewer businesses. And I will bet that not a single one of you people understand the position the dealerships are actually in when it comes to warranty. Especially right now with Ford having had one of the worst years in the company's history.
Most dealerships are small businesses. We aren't part of some national conglomerate, we are individual businesses that pay a franchise fee to Ford to be allowed to use their name and do their bitch work for them. We get put in impossible positions trying to fulfill all the warranty criteria and obligations, and if we miss a single small step and can't convince Ford it was a clerical error, not only can we get charged back for all the time and money and parts put into the job, we can open ourselves us for audits, and get charged back for other things, even if they just find that the paper work wasn't in order.
Here's a fun story, a true story, of one I just got done dealing with. Customer brought in a 17 Explorer, said it was leaking oil. I found oil all over the rear turbo. I cleaned it, put dye in it, had it driven over night and rechecked it, only place there was oil or dye was on the turbo. I said "Great, needs a turbo," and put one in it, following the book to the letter. We finish it, $1800 in parts, another $600 in labor, submit it to Ford. They came back and said "We aren't paying for that, it didn't need a turbo, the oil leak was somewhere else." So I sent them the pictures I took before hand, which is NOT a warranty requirement BTW, and said "Ok, show me where the leak was". They replied and said "OK, it needed a turbo, we still aren't paying because you did it wrong".
Ford issues lists of "one time use parts" that have to be replaced as part of bigger jobs. Don't put all the parts on, Ford won't pay, put on more parts than they say you are allowed, they won't pay. If you go by the shop manual instructions for replacing the RH turbo on a 17 Explorer 3.5L EB you are instructed to replace the turbo oil filter. If you look at the OTUP list however, you are not allowed a filter when replacing the right hand turbo. So I put it in, because the book said we had to, and the parts department didn't bill it because the parts list said we weren't allowed to. Ford said "Well you didn't bill that $0.50 part, we aren't paying that claim, unless you can prove you put one it.
Now we did eventually win that one and got the whole job paid, but if we hadn't that would have been over $2000 out of our shop's pocket, and that I could well have been charged back for, because Ford plays games, Ford won't proof-read all their publications to make sure they match, and Ford won't look at their own stuff and say "Oh yeah, I guess we made a mistake". We deal with a situation like this about once a month on warranty. And then I get to get painted with a broad brush as a thief and a crook, right along with the few actual crooked guys out there.
So I guess what I am trying to say is, if you really want to keep up your moronic and hateful rhetoric, I have a Chrysler straight-8 crankshaft in my garage, and you can stick it where the sun don't shine, if it fits or not.