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A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see
some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist?
Do you drive a taxi?"
"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi, I mount
animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see
some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist?
Do you drive a taxi?"
"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi, I mount
animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
Hey.....I'm entitled to the same privacy rights as Bill Clinton or Barney Fwranks.....I can still do my job as well as anyone without you bring my sex life into the discussion.....
there....i feel better now.....
