Fast & Furious 9

[Roert42]

Nope.

I found a video of it on the you tubes.

 

[Roert42]

bumper cars shaped like ricers would have been better.

 

[Fast Eddie]

You know you want to see the epic conclusion where divers find the remains of Drew and the mountain men in the lake created by the Tennessee Valley Authority. After an investigation the children of Louis, Ed, Bobby and Drew discover the truth of their fathers tragic ordeal and seek revenge on the remaining members of the moonshiners clan still living deep in the mountains of west Virginia. There they find the family even more inbred and mutated than ever and an epic battle ensues ending in them blowing up a moonshine still which inadvertently sets fire to an abandoned coal mine burning the entire mountain and killing off all the remaining mutant hill billies. Like their fathers they vow to never speak a word of what happened and leave the burnt mountain where it is assumed the fire was caused by the town burning trash. Also one of them gets graphically and violently raped for some reason.

So now, do you wanna see Fast and Furious 9, or Deliverance 2?

Tsk, tsk, tsk...you forgot the ending to introduce Deliverance 3. One inbred hillbilly emerges from the flames in time to see Louis, Ed, Bobby and Drew escape to their car. Their images, forever burned in his brain, he scours the country for them. They sense their lives are in danger but the hillbilly, being brought up in the mountains, is the ultimate camouflage and escape artist. One by one they begin to fall. His revenge is complete, he returns to the mountain to rebuild the town and start a family. And so the cycle repeats itself. Deliverance 4,5,6,7...

Hey, why not? They did it, so can you.
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I'll help myself to the corner now...

 

[Dirtman]

Oh I get it, it's like a haunted house. They strap you into a chair and force you to watch Vin Diesel act...

You're a braver man than me, I would have vomited all over that ride.

 

[Roert42]

Oh I get it, it's like a haunted house. They strap you into a chair and force you to watch Vin Diesel act...

You're a braver man than me, I would have vomited all over that ride.

The chair shakes and spins too.

 

[snoranger]

The chair shakes and spins too.

We’ve all seen his acting... they have to do that to keep you awake.

 

[Roert42]

We’ve all seen his acting... they have to do that to keep you awake.

Almost as good as Nicolas Cage, eh?