After a very long and discouraging search*, my son and I ran across this truck in some old man's yard, on the road in between craigslist trucks.
It's a 97 F150 XLT Supercab 4x4 with a 5.4 2V, automatic transmission, 3.55 gears with an LS in the back, AC, PDL, PW, power driver seat, powered...