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irishblessing

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i just though this might be cool thread ill start with a couple

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
chuck norris can believe its not butter lol
 


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Well, we had a thread that was about 400 posts long just a while ago...it was funny, but I think we exhausted all the possiblilities...even came up with some that even Chuck thought was funny...
 
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lol, yea i remeber that, somenights i almost peed myself over laughter from reading those
 
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of course youve already done it lol my threads are either someone has done already, theres another one right below mine or the moderators close them lol
 

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chuck norris doesnt mow his grass he dares it to grow
 

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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
well i have no use for this thread cause theres another one and a link to it so im done lol
how do you alert to delete this?
 

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You don't need to delete it...besides, Chuck doesn't like people trying to delete him...and he will come out of nowhere and roundhouse kick you into next month if you do...
 
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Chuck Norris drives a Ford Ranger.
 
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Chuck Norris can ride a wheelie on a uni-cycle
 
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Dont have permission to access...?
 

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Chuck Norris visited the virgin island once now they are just the islands
 
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