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My Freinds Make My RANGER Roll......


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So I was at one of my friends house for a party, and i left my truck unlocked because it was far enough off the road that i figured wth nothin bad could happen. But oh boy was I wrong.... So their driveway is sloped away from their house. :flipoff: Some Asshole kids left early and decided it would be funny to take my truck and push it in the middle of the road. :shok:!!! luckily nothing happened to it. So I NEED to get revenge!!! mwwhahaha!!! So I NEED IDEAS!! I was thinking bout buyin a roll of caution tape at tieing to something under the truck and setting the roll somewhere on the undercarriage of their vehicle where it would easily fall when they hit a bump! or my possible secondary plan of taking a HEAVY DUTY zip tie and putting it around the drive shaft where it would make the most annoying noise ever but not destroy anything :thefinger:!! I DON'T wanta destroy or break anything. I Just want bother the shit outa em! Please Help any idears would be greatly appreciated =]
 


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take a shit in his seat ..
 

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Do something to his person. Messing with cars is cowardly.
 

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or put vaseline or grease on the passenger side windsheild wiper...that shit sucks to get off especially when you actually need them.
 

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put some epoxy in his key holes!!
stick a vinyl with some offensive stuff so he gets pulled over by cops
tie the bumper with a chain to a post or a tree
 

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Ah, young AssGroper...er, Grasshopper...revenge is a hollow tube...so stick bananas in his tailpipe and watch while he makes a banana split outta his exhaust...or maybe a potato...
 

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take all the valve cores out of his tires. after they are flat, put the rubber caps back on.

chances are, he wont discover whats wrong untill he already has them off the truck.
 

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You could take off their valve caps, and superglue a bb in each of them.

IMO the best thing is to jack up the back of his truck (if it's two wheel drive) so that he can't move, then when he goes to leave.. he goes no where until he figures out what's wrong.
 
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So I was at one of my friends house for a party, and i left my truck unlocked because it was far enough off the road that i figured wth nothin bad could happen. But oh boy was I wrong.... So their driveway is sloped away from their house. :flipoff: Some Asshole kids left early and decided it would be funny to take my truck and push it in the middle of the road. :shok:!!! luckily nothing happened to it. So I NEED to get revenge!!! mwwhahaha!!! So I NEED IDEAS!! I was thinking bout buyin a roll of caution tape at tieing to something under the truck and setting the roll somewhere on the undercarriage of their vehicle where it would easily fall when they hit a bump! or my possible secondary plan of taking a HEAVY DUTY zip tie and putting it around the drive shaft where it would make the most annoying noise ever but not destroy anything :thefinger:!! I DON'T wanta destroy or break anything. I Just want bother the shit outa em! Please Help any idears would be greatly appreciated =]
Revenge is a plate best served cold! wait a while before you do the deed.

Or if he is religious you can write the following passages on his dusty vehicle and mess with his mind!!

Romans 12:19 / Deuteronomy 32:35
 

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my favorite has to be putting grease under the door handles , take a grease gun , squeeze a ton of grease up into each door handle , that way , when he opens his door , he gets a nice handful of grease

p.s. lucas red n tacky works the best
 

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zip ties
































on the drive shaft
 

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on the drive shaft
Note if you add some nuts (not the edible kind) onto those zip ties it makes the driveshaft WAY off balance, and vibrates like a mother.
 

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take the tires from his vehicle and leave it on cinder blocks
 

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OMG GUYZ HE SHOULD LIEK COVER IT IN GASOLIINE AND WATCH IT BURN LIEK WAY COOL YO.

What part of not wanting to damage the vehicle did you guys miss? Chaining it to trees? Putting epoxy in the keyholes? Obstructing his view when he's driving?

Yeah, that's going to be REAL funny when he's driving through town and it starts to sprinkle just as a little kid is crossing the street from the park going home.
 
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