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Old 01-26-2009, 10:23 AM   #71
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Yep, but its a completely different game if the tables are turned and a guy does that to a girl. Every one of her friends' friends will know and think twice about seeing you.
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:46 AM   #72
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That is why I hate females.
So.....you love males?
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:51 AM   #73
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Let me rephrase that. "That's why I hate women"

The problem with every set of boobs is that there is a woman behind every set. I have no problem getting involved with the boobs, it's the woman that casuses the heart and headache.

I have yet to find an honest one, but I'm still looking.
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Don't worry Black, you will find your woman; Sounds like you deserve a really great one at that. Some women/girls, like men & boys, give us ALL a bad rap.
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Haha, maybe one day. We'll see. The last one was a disaster.
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its the classic double standerd.
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Freakish. I heard of another trend girls in that situation are doing these days. They carry the condoms with them but take a sewing needle and stick a pinhole through the center while its still in the wrapper. Then they get with the guy, say that they have the rubber, give it to him to use. He seems confident with no idea that the jacket has sprung a leak.
We suspect my one sister did that to her ex to get her second kid...

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Let me rephrase that. "That's why I hate women"
Like the saying goes: If it has tits or tires, you'll have problems with it!
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Yep, but its a completely different game if the tables are turned and a guy does that to a girl. Every one of her friends' friends will know and think twice about seeing you.
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I can't believe I didn't see this thread before. I've got a couple to share...

So my buddy is dating this ass ugly chick because she puts out. She's also really dumb and has no self esteem so she does whatever he wants. They date for a few months, then break up because she's turning into the typical self hating bitch that some women become (she broke up with him.) He doesn't care, she's dating other people, but for some reason he wants to get laid, so he sweet talks her for a week or so until he finally gets in her pants. He does the deed quickly, puts his clothes back on, and then says "Oh, hey, this isn't working out so well. I don't think we should see each other anymore." and promptly leaves. It was the perfect ****-dump, kudos buddy!

Another time I was over at my ex's house years ago. We sat around for a while and watched a movie, and her parents were out of town so we started fooling around. Had her in the bedroom in a few minutes and clothes off shortly after. Started goin to town on her, then switched positions so that she was facing away from the door, ass up in the air, lickin my lizard. We thought we heard some noise so we stopped, didn't hear anything, so we continued on...until her older sister and her 4 year old kid walked into the bedroom and saw the deed being done. I bust up laughing, my ex and her sister start crying, and her sisters kid is just standing there like "what?" Her sister never could look at me straight after that...all she said was "I didn't think my dad got a new car..."
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Another time I was over at my ex's house years ago. We sat around for a while and watched a movie, and her parents were out of town so we started fooling around. Had her in the bedroom in a few minutes and clothes off shortly after. Started goin to town on her, then switched positions so that she was facing away from the door, ass up in the air, lickin my lizard. We thought we heard some noise so we stopped, didn't hear anything, so we continued on...until her older sister and her 4 year old kid walked into the bedroom and saw the deed being done. I bust up laughing, my ex and her sister start crying, and her sisters kid is just standing there like "what?" Her sister never could look at me straight after that...all she said was "I didn't think my dad got a new car..."
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